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[–] 65 points 8 months ago (8 children)

This is why I worship the Sun. It's actually there and is provably responsible for all life.

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  • [–] 17 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Of course you do, you're a space noodle. Whatelse would you worship?

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  • [–] 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    the sun might be responssible for life, but the full moon was responsible for getting me laid. (and the wine, and the really nice dinner... and uh. some other stuff.) (it certainly wasn't my ability to flirt.)

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  • [–] 23 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    I want to point out another stage: Sexy Post-Religion

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    And then "people in the sky but further away" followed by "people from another dimension"

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I'm still on step 2. My magic animals demand I feed them.

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    [–] 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Yes, when you grow up you worship Sol the sun god.

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    All these clankers still worship magic rocks.

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    My journey was:

    Wait, there's a ton of religions, most of which think that they're the ones with the one immutable truth?

    Then none of them are right, or it would be obvious.

    I still spent years with Christian apologia and god-in-the-gaps nonsense but at least my personal moral and religious development was rooted in doubt rather than faith.

    Somehow both of my parents were disappointed in my atheism.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

    I was reading a Korean web novel. It was comedy smut tower climbing thing. I picked it up because the pliy sounded ridiculous and I wanted something stupid to read.

    There was a mission about resolving a religious war. The main character somehow tricked both sides into thinking they were the decended god.

    Both sides worshipped the same god. Dialects and translations changed the name and nobody compared the books because one side was a bunch of fanatics that took the teachings extremely literally. Including something like 99 commandments.

    At the very end she blew my mind with some BS they spat about they love all of humanity because everyone is flawed. The commandments are there so you know how flawed you are. They don't force faith because that's not freedom.

    I think that's how it should be. I believe in freedom of religion. Anything that brings you peace and makes you a better person.

    The issue is always when faith is used to sin. Enforcing your beliefs on others, infringing on thier freedom, taking money/assets. The list goes on.

    I'm not an atheist. I'm agnostic.

    The webnovel you don't want to read. Just no. Don't do it. It's ridiculous.

    I’ve Become an Onahole, But I’ll Still Climb The Tower

    Synopsis : A man who was once the strongest in the world...

    Betrayed and killed unjustly—only to wake up in a pink female body?!

    "Even in this kind of body... I will never give up!!"

    Genre : Action, Adult, Adventure, Comedy, Ecchi, Fantasy, Gender Bender, Mature, Psychological, Smut

    DM me for a link to download a translated rip if you actually want to read it...

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    The current incarnation is economics, which filled the control mechanism void vacated by religion after the Enlightenment. A bunch of arbitrary rules, conjured out of thin air by the ruling class, protected from scrutiny, and imposed upon the masses.

    • Churches and cathedrals replaced with banks and financial institutions.
    • Priests and clergy replaced with economists and finance officers.
    • Mythology replaced with finance.
    • God replaced with GDP.

    This is not to claim religion and economics shouldn’t play a part in society, they can help with social cohesion and unifying groups for a common goal. My argument is that they should be subservient to the will and needs of the society they exist within, not positioned as their current dictatorial role of casting the societal mould.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    Wait... What was the worship of rocks called?

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago (2 children)

    Animism is an umbrella term for early religions that worship objects and/or animals.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Doesn't animism pertain to things that are animate, tho? I thought it was worship of living things in particular.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    I remember a lecture long time ago about history of religion and it mentioned rocks, trees and flowers as examples of animism. But my major was very far from that topic, so don't quote me on that.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Bottom left corner people are literally astronauts.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago*

    Naw, now we’ve cut out the abstraction and worship demagogues directly. :(

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    God of gaps

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    I used to basically worship my friend for some fucking reason. I really believed he could not fuck up.

    Ex-friend. Now my "beliefs" are hard to comprehend even, but center around certain values, that I invoke all the time.

    Far more real and practical than sky man ever was.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (2 children)

    What's the strawman? You disagree that people worshipped gods?

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