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[–] 35 points 8 months ago (3 children)
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  • [–] 30 points 8 months ago

    Self sealing stem bolts

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  • [–] 25 points 8 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 22 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    A Vulcan toy with "realistic Vulcan neck pinch" tm

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  • [–] 21 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    One of those miniature singing mark 1 EMHs!

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  • [–] 20 points 8 months ago

    What do you mean "if"? Where did you think Picard got his collection of little starships?

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Borg gacha-style figurines including Hugh, Locutus, Queen, and Seven of Nine. Gotta assimilate them all.

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  • [–] 26 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    A Dax symbiote Matryoshka doll

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  • [–] [S] 12 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    This made me legitimately LOL!

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago* (2 children)

    The worst part is I really want one of those now and am sad those probably aren't things that exist.

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  • [–] [S] 13 points 8 months ago

    Bobble Headed Picard

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  • Self-sealing stembolts with your namok sauce

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  • [+] 11 points 8 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    But does it come with a lifetime of experience?

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago

    I'd expect a Bat'leth of course

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago

    Bio Memetic Gel.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago

    Dilithium. Along with a random assortment of isolinear chips.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    The best Happy Meal toy: Little transformers that change into the food

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)
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    Miniature star ship replicas

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    A copy of Fermat's last theorem.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    A base ball.

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 8 months ago

    A small cup of yellowish clear jello putty

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Depends on if this is the Blake's 7 Federation, in which case it's likely some toy Servalan favors. If it's the Star Trek universe, it has to be a "modified" tribble (that won't breed).

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Happy Meal toys are usually franchise tie-ins with popular kids movies and other media, right? (I haven't actually seen a Happy Meal since the turn of the millennium so idk).

    Are there any series that show in-universe media? I feel like the closest thing is maybe that drug-game from STNG (s5e6).

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago* (5 children)

    A VPN and a USB stick with a Linux installer on it.

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  • [–] [S] 9 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    What Linux distro is available in the 23rd century? Probably Debian

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Ferengi bobble head dolls.

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