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[–] 149 points 8 months ago (5 children)

My Absolutely Gigantic Amygdala

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  • [–] 69 points 8 months ago

    More Anal Gay Action

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  • [–] 50 points 8 months ago

    Molesters All Granted Amnesty

    Oh, sorry, I just saw that you wanted wrong answers only.

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  • [–] 39 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Misogynistic Assholes Goon Alone

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  • [–] 35 points 8 months ago

    There's no inconsistency here. They don't want to live in fear so they want to destroy all that they fear. Their actions support this statement.

    My Anal Goatse Ascends.

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  • [–] 33 points 8 months ago

    M y A wife G left A me

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  • [–] [S] 65 points 8 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 27 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Molests Any Gender and Age

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  • [–] 22 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Make Attorneys Get Attorneys.

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  • [–] 19 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    So terrified they have to open carry into the grocery store..... Just in case

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    That’s a school bus! Which makes it much worse.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    My wife once worked at a Catholic school which had training where they had guys like this. They fired real weapons with blanks to do active shooter training. She was a great teacher, but bullshit like that is amongst the reasons she no longer teaches.

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  • [–] 16 points 8 months ago

    Hey look, he's wearing a mask after throwing a tantrum about not wanting to wear one during the pandemic

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  • [–] 15 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I always say that Conservatives are cowardly at their core, afraid of EVERYTHING. What a sad way to live, just lashing out at anything different, because you're too intellectually lazy to try to understand it.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    Largely uneducated, virtually zero population diversity, heavily indoctrinated in religion, victims of extreme propaganda

    And to top it all off, they haven been given platforms to spew their hateful views for most of the world to see, and the algorithm for all of these platforms pushes it to as wide of an audience as possible

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  • [–] 15 points 8 months ago

    wrong answers only

    Oh, then it's "Make America Great Again"

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  • [–] 15 points 8 months ago

    Mother Always Got Angry

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago

    But covers his face.

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago

    My Asinine God Alwayschickensout

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago

    Molesting Adolescent Girls Anywhere

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Minimally Aware Giant Asshole

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago

    Molester Asshole Gaslighting America.

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago

    My Always Gaping Asshole.

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago

    Make America Gay Again

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago

    My Asshole's Getting Aroused

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago

    Misused anal gland association

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago

    Machiavellian Adolescent Groomer's Association

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago

    Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago

    And being identified

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago

    Miserable American Grampa Association

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago

    My Anxiety Goes AAAAAAAAA!

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago

    MAGA stand for "My Ass Got Aroused"

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago

    My Algorithm's Gone Apeshit

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago

    Non-Christians

    Also Christians, because nothing they stand for is Christian. Christo-fascism however...

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago

    My Ass Gapes Alot

    Mostest Annoying Guys Around

    Mega Anal G-spot Arousal

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    Miller asshole gets axed

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    My Ass Got Ass

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  • Apparently, he's afraid of losing his job. Hence the mask.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    Mystery anal gland aggravation

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    Contrary to popular belief MAGA is not an acronym. Instead it is a misspelt abbreviation for the Meme Ermahgerd

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    Make America Go Apeshit

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    Things he fears: his own true feeling, most and foremost.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    My Anxious Gapey Anus

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    Made America Go Apeshit

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago

    Mossad Agency for Gentile Aggitators

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    My Ass Gapes Achingly

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    Moronic American Griping Angrily

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  • My Anal Got Angry 🀬

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago*

    Moronic Assholes Going Apeshit

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    Maybe Ariana Grande's Alpacas

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    The Fears List is missing one, please add the US Constitution. What does MAGA mean? Every single profane word, neo-Nazis, racism and chauvinism.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    Makes annoying guys... assholes

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    My Anus Gapes Accordingly

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    Single ply snowflakes.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    Might Argentina Go bankrupt Again

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    Masturbate All Gorillas Anally

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    Ken Plays Chess On Fred's Greasy Stomach

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    My Ass Generates A-bombs

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    My Anus Gets Annihilated

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    Add melanin to that list

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    Make America Green Again

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    Shit I forgot that β€œANTIFA” was classified a β€œDomestic Terrorist Organization” by executive order.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago*

    Moribund attitudes, grifter aptitudes

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  • [–] 0 points 8 months ago

    mad (and gay) assholes

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  • [–] 0 points 8 months ago

    Make All Gays Adorable

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  • [–] 0 points 8 months ago

    Men Are Gay Always

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