Fallout S1 reveals what would really happen.

Before we build I have some notes based on the failure mode the tweet exposes.

1. Why would the vault door be built in such a way that it can be reopened? Seems like over-engineering to me
2. This thing doesn’t need to be sustainable for 10 years, it just needs to look like it will be. 10 days is more than enough for our purposes I should think

Ah, the ol' "Cask of Amontillado" trick.

And cut the power so the sump pumps fail. Block up the air vents. They will get sent off like the pharaohs.

Pour concrete in the air intake and over the entrances and exits

I dunno, they probably would taste like shit. Are you familiar with composting?

Feed them to pigs, then make bacon

That machine looks like it would be a pain in the ass for food prep.

We can do both.

As a species, we need to find a way to manage power, so that it isn't handed to the greediest, most dishonest, most evil and irresponsible people. If we are to survive as a species, we have to do better. It's not that we're fundamentally incapable of solving the problem. But the people currently in power will fight tooth and nail against any attempt to find or implement such a solution, since that will mean the loss of the power and privilege that they value above all else. The point of the fantasy scenario described is that without the ultra rich running interference, we'd have a better chance to improve the world. It's still a tough problem and requires large scale societal change such that business as usual doesn't continue as you described. Better education to make the public more aware, coupled with a few key changes to how governments work could give us a fighting chance though.

Don't let the best be the enemy of good. Lets start with the villains we know. I can kill/imprison the rest later.

Sounds like step one in a long process

What was that joke? "Libertarians, like house cats, are convinced of their fierce independence while utterly dependent on a system they neither understand nor appreciate".

They are counting on robots.

Dude was a time traveler or something, had to be

That's way too on-the-nose.

And she could just be screaming to get people's attention to an outbreak of vermin. People scream when they see a mouse in their house, and mice haven't even ruined the world in centuries.

Considering the housing crises in many places, maybe it would be better to just leave their bodies in the forest

Also chop off their heads.

That's where you lose. Keep it vague like "eat the rich"

We don't have to totally change the system. They can keep making billions of dollars, we can just tax 99% of it. Maybe they'll pay their employees more, if they know it's only going to get taxed away anyhow. And if they don't, well just take it from them.

So who runs shit in utopia?

"Billionaires" existed before capitalism, they were just called "Kings" or "Lords" or "Emperors" or "High Priests" or whatever.

The difference is that with capitalism at least they're producing something. Often they become billionaires because the regulations break down and they become monopolists. But, they're still producing something and selling it to someone.

"Billionaires" of the past were rich because they won the parental lottery and inherited vast amounts of land, and the people that worked that land. Or, occasionally, because they won a war against someone else who held land and now owned the people that other "billionaire" used to own.

I'm not saying capitalism is a great system. But, it didn't create wealth disparity. That has existed since even before agriculture. So, getting rid of capitalism isn't going to get rid of billionaires because they're a problem in every other system. In theory, you might not have billionaires under communism, but communism in theory doesn't seem to work. In practice, it results in billionaires too. In theory capitalism shouldn't have billionaires either because the government was supposed to regulate businesses to force them to continue to compete. But, wealth disparity is something that no political system has ever managed to actually get rid of.

They will also be told the world is about to end

Why would you assume they each only have one heir? Death is an incredibly effective means at wealth redistribution, as old rich fucks tend to have a lot of friends, family members, and causes they want to donate to.

Until they get out.

or, designed to only kill the current richest alive, but due to being bags of meat, cannot be reliably tracked to exact locations and thus anywhere they could be gets nuked...

just turns out that Skynet has determined that anywhere humans exist, a rich person could be hiding amongst them.

could we have one thread where we don't talk about President Tannen please