be a mermaid (media.feddit.fr)
submitted 8 months ago by to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world

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[–] 87 points 8 months ago (13 children)

In reality it means constant danger from every angle at all times

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  • [–] 203 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Yes, I have worked a corporate job and I know how it works.

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    No, I mean from other creatures in your local area. Big groups of them might come over and steal some of whatever you find for yourself.

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  • [–] 68 points 8 months ago (7 children)

    Mermaids have evolved eyes at the front of their face. They are clearly predators.

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  • [–] 64 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    Shark having an existential crisis.

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    I ate fermented shark meat in Iceland and I have never tasted something more disgusting and pervasive in my life. The taste just refused to go away. Plus it was -20 in the middle of the night while we were attempting to catch faint Aurora in the sky but all I could focus on was trying to swish enough saliva around in my mouth in an attempt to get rid of that smell.

    So uhhh.... Save the sharks!

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  • [–] 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 child)

    Expectation:

    Reality:

    Either way: Sebastian is lacking the Triton abs.

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  • [–] 47 points 8 months ago* (3 children)

    To be fair, Ariel wanted to be a human princess, not a working-class peasant like us.

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  • [–] 15 points 8 months ago

    Great for a day, then you begin to realize what you've given up. And then there's the dolphins, oh god, the dolphins.

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  • [–] 38 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    @sarahscribbles is the source, some bastard must have deleted the signature

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    Both successully transitionned

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    Missing frames:

    Mermaid at dinner, crying, ripping apart a live lobster with her bare hands, hearing it scream to eat it

    Human at dinner, cutting into a filet, wow, this is nice!

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    Quick! Buy a house from Netherlands.

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  • [+] -9 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Hey, Asshole OP.

    why did you remove Sarah's Copyright?

    Thieving Scum.

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