be a mermaid (media.feddit.fr)
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[–] 87 points 8 months ago (13 children)

In reality it means constant danger from every angle at all times

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  • [–] 203 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Yes, I have worked a corporate job and I know how it works.

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    No, I mean from other creatures in your local area. Big groups of them might come over and steal some of whatever you find for yourself.

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  • [–] 68 points 8 months ago (7 children)

    Mermaids have evolved eyes at the front of their face. They are clearly predators.

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  • [–] 64 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    Shark having an existential crisis.

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    I ate fermented shark meat in Iceland and I have never tasted something more disgusting and pervasive in my life. The taste just refused to go away. Plus it was -20 in the middle of the night while we were attempting to catch faint Aurora in the sky but all I could focus on was trying to swish enough saliva around in my mouth in an attempt to get rid of that smell.

    So uhhh.... Save the sharks!

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