the finnish origins of both makes it extra good

Holy fuck this made me laugh my ass off. (btw, if make any videos My Winter Car I'll be watching because that is an accurate description of my life at the moment.)

BedrockLinux?

You confused fedora with RHEL (before 6)

Gentoo is just a pile of steel and aluminum beams, a few drums of oil, a cow, and a note that reads "Good luck."

In my experience, Arch (with pacman at least) is like clipping lego bricks together. Like "Oh, a wanna do this? Best get that".

1995 Toyota Hilux

I can't remember the name of it, but there's one type of inexpensive small truck that I see people wishing for in the US constantly. Very utilitarian and barebones function over form. That would be a good fit.

Ehhh, I think Debian should be like a 10-15 year old civic or something. You know an "ol' reliable" type. It isn't up to date and it's not flashy, but it works and it works well.

Mint would probably be like a 2 year older version but with a fresh coat of paint and a lifted suspension.

Who wouldn't want to have their car assembled automatically beton scratch from scratch each time they need it ?

I wonder if the job requirements for that role are really strict, or really relaxed.

Like, "you must have 10+ years experience cycling, live in the Vatican, be a Catholic, and know CQC to a deadly degree"... or.... "be Nunzio's neighbours boy and be willing to wear a dress."

I was expecting a pair of flip flops. :)

EDIT: oo, maybe one of those motor-unicycles!

Android:

I dunno, my first thought for Bazzite after switching from Windows a couple of months ago was more like this:

And immutable distros in general would be like this:

Faster by far than getting stuck in Windows traffic and It Just Works(tm) to get you where you want to go, but it's more difficult to go off the beaten path.

Mint is best for my purposes. Making fun from it is silly

MacOS

One of those meme distros like AmogOS or UwUntu that's technically usable for a few months but then the hobbyist who made it stops giving a fuck and abandons it

Pop OS

Looks like Google livery so I'm going with ChromeOS.

This comment made me realize I haven't installed thefuck on my most recent linux installation. I have evolved past the point of making common mistakes.

I'd also accept that car Homer designed. Or a cyber truck.

NGL, I think this is really freaking cool...

Windows:

That's not Windows, that's Oracle Solaris right there.

What the hell, that thing Is real!? I thought those were just some concept drawings like you get for future space craft from the 70's.

You're not supposed to, which means that lots of people probably do.

I used it as a daily driver for the last couple years on one of my laptops

I like Debian and work in cybersecurity. I'd have to install all these tools anyway, so it made sense. Turns out OffSec doesn't bother testing persistent installs. The stability as absolutely atrocious. I run into so many issues because they change things like the audio manager and I end up with both trying to run in parallel

Most people still say you're not supposed to use it because of security issues. Those aren't a concern these days. Lack of upgrade stability is the real reason not to have a persistent install, especially on bare metal

Reliable, and only real car guys know they're cool.

Civic, then, or Corolla