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[–] 92 points 8 months ago (2 children)

They're just so fucking weird

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  • [–] 79 points 8 months ago (20 children)

    What is it about weirdo conservatives that makes them so red? I distinctly remember Alex Jones doing a bit with his shirt off, and that motherfucker was also beet red.

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  • [–] [S] 25 points 8 months ago (1 child)
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    Lots and lots of TRT. It increases red blood cell production and can cause flushing especially if you're already predisposed to something like hypertension.

    Basically, if you see a dude past 45 put on more muscle than they had before they had in their 30s they are getting a lot of trt.

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  • [–] 21 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Hypertension, alcoholism, tanning booths, hypertension and alcoholism. Hard drugs maybe.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    How do we know? It's not like these guys are known for never being hypocrits.

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  • [–] 0 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    His brother died from a drug overdose so I'm inclined to believe it, and I've never seen anyone contradict it.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    I mean, good for him if that's the case, maybe it's some sort of testosterone or some other hormone therapy that leads to it as others have suggested (a la Rogan, I don't know his relationship with alcohol either, aside from seeing a bit of "Sober October" in what feels like a decade ago)

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  • [–] 40 points 8 months ago

    Brokeback MAGA! So creepy.

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  • [–] 39 points 8 months ago*

    This on the MR report right now..

    RFK jr, shirtless, wearing jeans and riding an elliptical the in the sauna while a twinky kid rock struggles to do one pushup..

    I've seen several porns with more believable plots.

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  • [–] 37 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    I hate to say it, but this is Gay.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Would you rather see them nude?

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  • [–] 17 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    The article picture made me think of this meme, in case anyone is bored and has Photoshop skills.

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    Who works out in jeans? honestly, wtf?

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  • [–] [S] 11 points 8 months ago (3 children)
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    WHOLE MILK. IN THE HOT TUB. WHICH IS FULL OF MEN. OLD MEN. MAHA.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago

    What the hell did I just watch? Are my tax dollars going to this? JFC.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    "My name is *COUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH* *cough* *cough*"

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    I mean, RFK is doing pretty good for a dude in his 70s.

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

    Physical fitness and physical activity correlate very well with health and positive outcomes if you do get sick, or contract something preventable like a parasitic infection... but it doesn't guarantee it.

    I like Dan John's take on fitness and health. Fitness is one's ability to do a task. Health is the optimal interplay of organs and the absence of disease.

    The man could be riddled with undiagnosed cancer, more parasites, and infections from his dumbass lifestyle and blatant disregard for both food safety and disease prevention. He's got access to medical care most of us don't and could be on god knows what substances now to enable him to run around shirtless like a dipshit teenager.

    Doesn't matter how many pullups the old saddlebag can do. He's not someone we should emulate or who should be lecturing us on health.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    Ooo, that methhead physique is super sexy.

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    Douchebags gonna douche

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    How much of which drugs were they on when they did this?

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    Jesus H. Christ, hot damn.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    Ew, but maybe it’ll inspire by showing what to avoid?

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