Assassassin comments on RFK Jr. and Kid Rock Bizarrely Strip Off to Push MAHA Agenda

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 79 points 8 months ago (20 children)

What is it about weirdo conservatives that makes them so red? I distinctly remember Alex Jones doing a bit with his shirt off, and that motherfucker was also beet red.

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[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com [S] 25 points 8 months ago (1 child)

Hypertension, perhaps

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[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 19 points 8 months ago

Lots and lots of TRT. It increases red blood cell production and can cause flushing especially if you're already predisposed to something like hypertension.

Basically, if you see a dude past 45 put on more muscle than they had before they had in their 30s they are getting a lot of trt.

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[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Hypertension, alcoholism, tanning booths, hypertension and alcoholism. Hard drugs maybe.

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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Not to take away from your point, but I think you forgot to include alcoholism and hypertension

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[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 child)

Shit.

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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 months ago

All good, I got you fam.

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[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 18 points 8 months ago

I thought certain types of steroids make you red like this along with giving you a swollen belly which goes along with all the anger and irrational behavior exhibited by these fools.

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[–] klu9@piefed.social 51 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

The word is "gammon" :)

Wikipedia - Gammon (insult)

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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 8 months ago

Phenomenal, thank God for the British.

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 11 points 8 months ago

It's evolution. 20 years ago conservatives were mostly old white guys with pink skin. In another 20 years, they should be a rich, deep crimson.

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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 20 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Alcoholism?

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[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 5 points 8 months ago (3 children)

He doesn't drink alcohol.

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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

How do we know? It's not like these guys are known for never being hypocrits.

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[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 0 points 8 months ago (1 child)

His brother died from a drug overdose so I'm inclined to believe it, and I've never seen anyone contradict it.

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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

I mean, good for him if that's the case, maybe it's some sort of testosterone or some other hormone therapy that leads to it as others have suggested (a la Rogan, I don't know his relationship with alcohol either, aside from seeing a bit of "Sober October" in what feels like a decade ago)

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