Qué puto naco, dios mío... 🙄

Tacky

I hate living in this stupid trashy country. Fuck the Fourth of July.

FFS...

Actually found something even more gaudy, tacky, and embarrassing than hosting a car dealership on WH grounds or forcing a military parade for a birthday...

Sounds very idiocracy.

Here come the Idiocracy memes in 3, 2, 1...

Wow if this doesn’t wake people up, then I don’t know. Is everyone going to dress to repress for “respect “?

It's stupid and tacky so of course he would.

I am surprised he didnt want it for his birthday

And in 2030 he'll be having immigrants fight to the death for their freedom.

For context, his Big Idiot Bill passed, but polling on it has been horrendous. This is another distraction.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-scrambles-to-defend-his-megabill-after-savage-polling/

Based on Musk's black eye, I would say that Trump's White House has allready seen at least one fight

Idiocracy is now a fucking documentary.

How much you want to wager, the "mainstream" media will be sporting a boner over this gala event?

I hope it's as successful as his birthday party

Rehabilitation!

Well, as they say, if you put a clown on the throne, he does not become king. The palace becomes a circus.

Biff Tannen has become president.

Are we finally gonna get the Musk vs Zuckerberg showdown?

Trump VS Obama? I’d fucking watch that.

This feels really psychotic. All of this really makes me want to question reality. Are we in a simulation? Are we an experiment by an advanced alien race, and they're tweaking parameters to study us?

Trump is like a grade school bully, in a lord of the flies scenario. He's got all this power and he's bringing in his bully friends and they're doing shit grade school bullies would do with all this power.

And all the people who voted for him...

None of this makes any sense. The end is nigh?

This is how we get real life to look like a video game. Imagine page boys and interns in their little suits hooting for martial violence like the background of Street Fighter. What a time to be alive.

Can we please stop getting sidetracked by "trump might eat green cheese 2026" please?

“What’s this? IT’S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!”

The White House lawn will be turned into a monster truck track next.

This is some hick-ass shit.

I’m not sure how satire outlets can write headlines anymore tbh.

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