He also wanted public executions.
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yelling BUY THE DIP after any ponzi scheme or BS investment fails will never not be funny
The odds aren't zero. He's not any more braindead than the rest of the conservatives, and won't pass nearly as many terrible laws.
last comment is backwards - true third irony would be if a hypothetical third founder died of an ectopic pregnancy after being denied an abortion, but she could never exist as that would require tpusa allowing a woman to be a founder.
The irony is that each founder represents the inverse of their own position:
Covid is a hoax = Covid kills their founder / Guns don't cause crime = Killed by gun crime / Abortions are bad = Shitty human avoided by abortion
The last time my brother's aunt got COVID she told us she cured it by putting candy corn in her asshole. After that she started doing it every day as if they were multivitamins but she was diabetic so she fell into a coma and eventually died, this was 8 years ago so I have no idea how the hell she got COVID in the first place. Rest in peace Gary-Ann.
One has to wonder how THAT was the thing she decided to try to cure it.
Dammit I miss the Herman Cain Awards. It was morbid as hell, but there was always fun reading:
- "COVID is a hoax. Let's Go Brandon!"
- "I think I have the flu"
- "Doctor confirmed it's COVID. I'm putting candy corn up my asshole"
- "This COVID ain't no joke"
- "MAGA-Patriot-88 has passed away. Please send prayers that their sugary asshole will make it to heaven."
Wouldn’t that also make her your aunt?
this was 8 years ago
COVID wasn't even a thing 8 years ago...
Ahh the olde heartwarming Dickens tail where the three ghosts try to convince the president on in midterms-eve to allow elections to continue without DHS influence.


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