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[–] 49 points 9 months ago (10 children)

The last time my brother's aunt got COVID she told us she cured it by putting candy corn in her asshole. After that she started doing it every day as if they were multivitamins but she was diabetic so she fell into a coma and eventually died, this was 8 years ago so I have no idea how the hell she got COVID in the first place. Rest in peace Gary-Ann.

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  • [–] 21 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Dammit I miss the Herman Cain Awards. It was morbid as hell, but there was always fun reading:

    • "COVID is a hoax. Let's Go Brandon!"
    • "I think I have the flu"
    • "Doctor confirmed it's COVID. I'm putting candy corn up my asshole"
    • "This COVID ain't no joke"
    • "MAGA-Patriot-88 has passed away. Please send prayers that their sugary asshole will make it to heaven."
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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago
    • MAGA-Patriot-88: This is MAGA-Patriot-88's wife, please get your vaccine, it can happen to you
    • MAGA-Paytreot-79: We all know he had a week hart. Leave us aloan and stop peddallin you're VAKS^H^HVAGS^H^H .. ^H^H poysons.
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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    this was 8 years ago

    COVID wasn't even a thing 8 years ago...

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