My new favourite short joke...

You hear about the non binary prospector? Found gold in them/their hills!

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

An old guy is turning 100 so his friends decide to hire a prostitute for him to celebrate his birthday. She shows up and says to him "Are you ready for some super sex?" And the old guy thinks for a moment and says "...I will have the soup"

A pirate walks into the bar with a ship's steering wheel attached to his belt buckle.

The bartender inquires about the wheel, and the pirate responds, "Yarrr, it's drivin me nuts!"

You know what mothballs smell like?

What do we want? Low flying airplane noises. When do we want it? Right neooooowwwww

Clean:

Two blondes are standing on opposite sides of a wide river. Blonde 1 yells: How do I get to the other side? Blonde 2 yells back: You're already there!

Dirty:

Three generations of prostitutes were sitting around discussing their trade. The daughter complains,"I'm only getting $20 for a blowjob." The mother pipes up and says, "Back in my day we only got $5." Then the grandmother speaks up and says, "During the great depression we were happy to just have something warm in our belly."

(this one is better if you do an old lady voice for the last line.)

What do you get after 16 sodium atoms?

BATMAN!

I was once asked if sodium was my favorite element. I replied: "Na".

What’s 6.022e23 avocados equal?

1 guacaMOLE

I know a really good knock-knock joke but need you to start it.

This classic.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks, "does this taste funny to you?"

A boat carrying red paint collided with a boat carrying blue paint in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The crews of both ships were marooned.

I went to a zoo, it sucked and had only one exhibit.

It was a shitzu

And

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

He had no body to go with!