cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/43035630

One of mines:

All the kids had a name, all except

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[–] 9 points 8 months ago

An old guy is turning 100 so his friends decide to hire a prostitute for him to celebrate his birthday. She shows up and says to him "Are you ready for some super sex?" And the old guy thinks for a moment and says "...I will have the soup"

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