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What are your favourite jokes and puns? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 8 months ago by to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/43035630

One of mines:

All the kids had a name, all except

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[–] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 child)

A pirate walks into the bar with a ship's steering wheel attached to his belt buckle.

The bartender inquires about the wheel, and the pirate responds, "Yarrr, it's drivin me nuts!"

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    Piggybacking off your comment to leave a pirate joke of my own.

    "What's a pirate's favourite letter?"

    (Ideally, the audience will reply "Arrr!" this this. It works best if you prime them for this by doing a bad pirate impression earlier in the conversation, or tell a joke such as "What's a pirate's favourite animal? An aardevark!")

    "You might think so, but a pirate's true love be the C (sea)"

    Bonus joke! What's a pirate's least favourite letter?

    !Dear Sir or Madam, your IP address has been recorded downloading infringing copyrighted material on...!<

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