cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/43035630

One of mines:

All the kids had a name, all except

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[–] 11 points 8 months ago (1 child)

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

spoilerTwo, but I don't know how they got in there.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    Piggybacking off this to add more lightbulb jokes.

    The best joke I've ever heard was delivered by a German friend with an incredible deadpan delivery

    How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    !"One. We are a very efficient people"!<


    Another one!

    How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?

    !None. They all just sit in the dark crying.!<

    (I should clarify that I find this one funny because when I first heard it, it very much applied to me. I felt mildly attacked, but not in a hurtful way)

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