From the POOREST family in the entire land and always dirty

Pretty sure that is already a Harry Potter character.

i mean she wasn't far off when she named the Asian character. Cho Chang if you didn't know (yeah it doesn't even make sense). clearly named so only because she knew they would never publish that name.

Captain of the starship Frenchie

You'd be a banker at gringots i suppose?

i almost choked on my food reading this

Her trans character in Hogwarts Legacy was Sirona Ryan so you’re not that far off.

Tranny Girlman the abused and hated house elf, that everyone thinks is weird and creepy because (and this is always mentioned when Rolling writes about T.G.) HE wears a dress and makes everyone uncomfortable.

A little on the nose like Ron Weasly's dirt.

Trinny sounds like a cool name though

she actually did that for the "trans" character in the Hogwarts game.

Sirona Ryan. I shit you not.

Or Amanda Richardson

😂😂😂

That ones good, your wand is a Smith & Wesson Governor. Good luck young wizard!

That's pretty clever, but luckily for me it's just a shit post

Are you by any chance related to the Düsseldorf Schnitzelnazis? If so, how's aunt Frieda?

Or this https://youtu.be/5MS_Fczs_98

Adie Goosestep

Eagel Redman or Red Firewater xD

Peppino Mafiera

In going to start using this as my Rusty Shakleford

This guy collecting ethnicities like it's bingo.

nah first name would probably be Sori

Buddy Guy

sorry but that has to be Win der Mill

There are two things in the world I can't stand: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.

Nobody does anti Dutch racism quite like the English.

Really? I don't know many Brits who have a bad opinion of the Dutch. I certainly don't; I've never met a Dutch person I didn't like.

Comes of them being conquered by William of Orange back in the day.

Billy the who now?

Pronounced as “John Smith”.

Wright Devil

Wait until you see Hans Best!

I love this, because a "Hans worst" in dutch is someone incompetent and useless.

Write that down! Write that down!!

Here son, drink this, it'll help. A potion of mother's milk.

There wouldn't be a dick joke. You'd be a disgusting monster, preying on children and murdering people, and you'd be portrayed as the ugliest and fattest human ever. Wearing a beret and eating baguette, to subtly hint at your frenchiness. Because J.D. Rowingboat hates trans people so much, she's willing to enter alliances with self proclaimed fascists.

At first I missread this as Teddy Gunshit und feel that ain't half bad 😎