Thats a cow. Or at least that's what they called the genetically modified creatures.

I believe one of the lines from the song is 'stuffed with fluff' so I don't know, could be a little fuzzy.

This is the winner

Eating bear is how you get brain worms tho

Had never heard of that before, thanks for mentioning it.

Särimner seems like an easy choice tbh

Granted. The gods of Valhalla all have old white man taste buds, and it's main "flavour" is dry and tough.

But I thought they smelled bad on the outside?

Underrated comment right here.

iirc 999 smells like peanut butter, so it might taste like it too. Eating it might be hard though, I think it's one of those hard to kill types.

It's cooked by cats though, so you'll be picking fur out of your mouth every other bite.

But you would only live a half-life, a cursed life. So in some amount of time, half of your particles would have decayed, and then half again after the same period, until you entirely decay.

YOU HAVE TO drink thier blood i believe.

Have you eaten reptiles? Especially big ones? Gator is pretty much kinda fishy greasy chicken. I don't think dragon would be all that tasty. Like tough chicken. Though maybe it's more like emu and kinda beefy...

I've talked myself around to trying it.

It would probably taste like if you made a refinery out of charred chicken meat.

I've heard seal eyeballs are pretty good. Maybe it'd be like that but family-sized.

Yeah sure, let's trust some candy oligarch that won't spent a bent penny on any safety measures for his factory.

I am sure some slaver has used the savage cannibalism story to justify their ends too...

probably between a dwarf, smurf hybrid?

“It’s just a little airborne! It’s still good! It’s still good!”

Oh yes, with the leek!

Pizza the hutt!

honestly no... i don't imagine slugs taste good. I don't even imagine snakes taste good, I've never eaten a reptile before. Jabba is a snake slug bloated full of space weed and covered in his own ejaculate. I don't know how I'd clean that up to make an appetising meal and I don't expect it to taste good anyway.

I bet they're fruit flavoured.

Peter Dinklage.

It’s a capitalist hellscape, so probably barely edible but so cheap it doesn’t matter (I’m sure the company will say it’s delicious).

Pulsating mutation also sounds decent. No need to remove bones! And probably vegetarian in a lab-grown kind of way!

Save you the effort: he tastes like chicken. Maybe really lean, dry chicken.

Is it better baked, or deep-fried? I'm going with breaded and deep-fried, because almost everything is better that way. Except grapes.

Downvoted by an elf.

So, a dryad...?

vegans aren't fictional, they're just irrational.

Have you read [“The Day of The Triffids”] ?(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_of_the_Triffids)