I really really don't understand how anybody can read this verbal diarrhoea and think "yup, that's my guy".

Hey guys remember when Trump crapped his pants at a press conference and abruptly ended it

"I'm going to have some fun with you"

Exact same thing he said on the island.

Signs his tweets like the biggest fucking loser on the planet

Satire is dead

Same vibes.

Congratulations on your super classy and well-spoken president, America.

"I'm going to have some fun with you!" ... Oh god he's gonna molest him. Someone better warn Trevor.

He said that until Trevor Noah, no one, absolutely no one, has ever even suggested that Trump has been to Epstein's Island.... I'm trying to figure out if he's just seeing how absolutely blatantly, obviously, provably he can lie and still make some brain dead MAGAs believe or at least parrot him and allow him to write their reality for them .... or if his dementia has made him genuinely aghast at the "first" time someone has suggested such a thing becuase he thinks it is.

The problem with diagnosing a pathologically lying narcissistic megalomaniac with dementia is telling the difference between patently absurd lies asserted with every ounce of his being, and genuine confusion from his broken brain.

The timing with the flight logs removal is just pure comedy…

Psychotic. Someone take away his phone.

Funny how he seems so focused on that. And had fought tooth and nail to keep the evidence hidden. And had already admitted to being on his plain more than once. And .... Ah fuck it I'm tired boss.

Come on high cholesterol we believe in you!

Id love to ask for the full relese in discovery

Did they change his diapers since the press conference?

That's not unusual. He regularly spends most of the night posting hundreds of unhinged and deranged rants.

Get ready Noah, I'm going to have some fun with you

Think that's the same line he used with Epstein's girls?

Honestly it sounds like Trump wants to suck his dick super bad. It was all there between the lines.

Coincidentally I am also happy about the Grammy's leaving CBS though for very different reasons.

Yeah dude, nobody has ever accused you of going to Epstein Island before last night.

Is this not an important matter?

Child rapist frets about geography.

If Trump is putting someone on blast, odds are it's because they said something meeeeaaaan about him and got his feefees hurt. He always starts with 'they're the worst (whatever their job is)' and admits partway through what it's really about.

Trump wants a Grammy. He needs EGOT before he dies.

Trumpie just jealous his album flopped with very little sales. /s At least he's got a shot at an Oscar next year as I'm sure Melania's starring role in a big Hollywood film directed by a big Hollywood director is gaining steam and will def win that Oscar!