Anderson said he had weapons in his bag, and inside the bag was a barbecue fork and a pizza cutter, according to the criminal complaint.

I need to know what the pizza cutter was for

That pizza cutter feels almost racist in this context 😆 If Luigi was named Paddy Murphy, would he have brought a potato masher instead?

When Bureau of Prisons personnel asked to see Anderson's credentials, federal prosecutors said he showed them a Minnesota driver's license and "threw at the BOP officers numerous documents."

What does that even mean?

inside the bag was a barbecue fork and a pizza cutter

Please tell me his middle name was Mario

I thought he's already cleared of all charges

Let’s assume this would’ve worked and he was broken out of prison. What next? Where the fuck would they go?

"Hey, it's a me, Mario. I'm a here to save you."

Mark Anderson

Mr. Anderson

Rookie mistake. Just put on random camo and a face mask, demand to have him for deportation, and shoot anyone who asks for id.

Hey. Call your squeamish dem leaders and demand a pardon.

Bold Move! Buy the man a drink; put it on my tab.

I wanna let him to impregnate me to have his seed going