Anderson said he had weapons in his bag, and inside the bag was a barbecue fork and a pizza cutter, according to the criminal complaint.

Luigi needs news time, but this is silly.

Stories like this are so funny in juxtaposition to what I've been reading. I recently got into Arsène Lupin stories from the early 1900s (praise be royalty free) and it's full of fanciful jail breaks and such. Where's the impersonation of a real person? Where's the accomplices sending messages in code? False fingers full of money? No, we get Mr. Pizza cutter. Clearly not a gentleman burglar.

Also, L.M. is the initials of a big bad in one of the stories, lol.

Armed to the teeth, mama mia!

Absolute fuckin Chad move, honestly 🫡

What a shame, they could have done great things together.

It's a me Mario I make a you a pizza.

Minnesota Man is the new, improved Florida Man.

Chaotic good vs lawful evil?

The only good FBI agent

A Minnesota man:

“Luigi, come with me, we need you!”

I’m still waiting for the defence prosecution to fuck this up so that he gets to go home free, and maybe can sue them for slander after.

Is there a place I can donate to his legal fund?

I, too, am somewhat of FBI myself.

I'm Fabulous, Beautiful, Intelligent.

I'm not saying I condone anything here but.. seems that guy's biggest mistake was going at it alone - i feel like asking the right folks he could have showed up with a whole contingent of "FBI" agents, convincing badges, a cover story, a black van and properly forged transfer documents! 😂

Is it illegal to say that that person should NOT do that alone?

Give that man a medal!

Mankato Man strikes again