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Man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail by impersonating FBI agent: Sources (abcnews.go.com)

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[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Let’s assume this would’ve worked and he was broken out of prison. What next? Where the fuck would they go?

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago* (1 child)

Nearest corporate board meeting

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[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago

Then a dennys. Fuck McDonald’s.

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[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 9 months ago

Mushroom Kingdom.

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