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Man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail by impersonating FBI agent: Sources (abcnews.go.com)

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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 9 months ago (4 children)

It's probably just because he's Italian

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[–] kn33@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

The person worked at a pizza shop so multiple possible explanations

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[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'm sure by "pizza cutter" they mean a mezzaluna, so yes

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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

That's basically what Pizza Hut uses rather than the wheel blades. Just a massive rocker knife.

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[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I've never thought of using those for cutting pie, but I can see that it ought to work fairly well.

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