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[–] 70 points 1 year ago (4 children)
  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    How crazy would it be if EM ended up in CECOT or some ICE concentration camp

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Not unlike Stalin's early supporters.

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  • [–] 57 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I can't wait for Trump to deport Elon and Elon release everything he knows about how the 2024 election was stolen.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Plus Epstein.

    Edit: what I mean by this is that while his hackers were doing their work, you don't think they managed to get those files while having basically unlimited access?

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  • That would be insane from separation of power perspective (which admittedly doesn't look great, but we're not at that point yet).

    Because it's so many victims, Epstein was federal, and this means it's in the hands of the FBI, although they would probably have a dedicated team just for this.

    But the FBI only interfaces with the DOJ in that regard afaik, so the president should have no say in this. And another agency most definitely does not unless this interjects government processes of those agencies, which it does not.

    Because of all the shenanigans going on we can never be 100% sure but this has layers of separation from DOGE.

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  • [–] 48 points 1 year ago

    And this is why women are too emotional to be president.

    /s

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  • [–] 159 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Let's not compare Billionaires with women fighting.

    This is billionaires fighting. Notice how pathetic they both are.

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  • [–] 53 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Lol, Trump is only a billionaire because he has the US Treasury. Without that, he's very likely broke.

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  • [–] 68 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The Trump family has made a billion dollars every month he’s been in office

    https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2025-trump-family-presidency-wealth/

    https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/14/briefing/trump-family-business.html

    They are reaping money from the poor.

    Do not discount how much wealth they are gaining from being in power, regardless of the treasury. They are sweeping property acquisitions among all their other methods of making money.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    Probably the "Big Beautiful Ugly Bill", which is very unpopular, so they are trying to ram it through the house as quickly as possible.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    Ask to speak to his manager, Elon.

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    WW3 isn't going to be between countries with nukes.

    It's going to be between these two and the WW stands for White Weirdos instead of World War.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    who's the third white weirdo?

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  • [–] 99 points 1 year ago* (6 children)

    Captain Couch-Fucker himself, or maybe pooty

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Why does Elon have Zuko's scar?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    lol if you think that court cases still matter.

    There is no one left in the government that would dare to actually enforce a verdict against Trump.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Yeah, I only see two ways off this train at this point.

    1- they fail to rig the next election and get voted out so overwhelmingly that they fail to fight it...

    2- military coup. If some number of military officials take their paths to the Constitution seriously and decide to act to defend it.

    If not one of those, then hopefully the regime doesn't last long and we collapse like the USSR did.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (4 children)
  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    conveniently occurs right as they passed the BBB, its nothing more than a distraction to the disastourous bill.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    He’s only refraining for now cuz what he has would jail him for being a part of it. He’s waiting til there’s no hope left but to go to jail.

    Which just means things will get a lot worse now that they passed the bill.

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    [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    No. Grown fucking men who should be doing this in private are fighting.

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    [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Isn't dogedesigner one of Elon's many alt accounts?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Misdirection

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    It is all for show.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I'm arguing with myself to make an account on twitter just to call him a pussy.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    mama and papa are fighting again

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  • [–] 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

    Hey Bytes, I'm getting reports on the title. I don't think it's take down worthy, but it would be great for the community if you changed the title to something else. Downvote me if you want it to stay as is.

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  • [–] [S] 22 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    It's a quote from AOC. Fair enough. Not everyone is into the political memes of it all.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Wasn't their last spat just a distraction from larger news?

    Wonder what they're "look at the birdy-ing" about now.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    What does this have to do with girls? Of course the person posting to the racist community “whitepeopletwitter” is also a sexist pig.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    It's a meme. Start by asking and not with assuming.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I assumed correctly and they updated their title after getting called out.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    They updated cause they were asked to nicely by people that aren't you.

    Why are you in the racist community?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Maco taco, or eco taco?

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