Every day his stupidity surprises me more than the last.
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The fact that any person reads this letter and thinks: "Wow, he is such a good diplomat, I am glad this man is in charge!" deeply troubles me.
This is some third grader shit.
Oh, he's saying it's THEIR FAULT he doesn't want peace anymore?
"DON'T MAKE ME HIT YOU!"
{smack}
"NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE MADE ME DO!"
Have you won a Nobel? Neither have I- we both started 0 wars, and ended 0. (Score (0/0)
Henry Kissenger got his for negotiating the end of the Vietnam war- a war he had a part in begining and maintaining. Likewise with Arafat and Rabin's 94 award for the Oslo accords- despite being partisans. (1/1) each, arguably more for kissenger, like 20/1
Well, DJ's record proves it- hes ended 8+ wars! but as of the most recent award, had started 0, for a score of (0/8) And that didn't get him a peace prize. Clearly the ONLY way to get a peace prize is to not only end wars, but to start wars so they can be ended.
This is an oversite on his part which he is seeking to rectify in both Venezuela and Greenland, and hes notifying the government of Norway to ensure future recognition
After all, from the committee's perspective it makes sense; if too many people end wars they didnt start, eventually, we'll run out of wars and then there will be no more wars for people to end, and the Nobel peace prize committee will be out of a job!
I've known six year old children to have more maturity than this. "I'm going to invade Greenland because I didn't get a Nobel Peace Prize" is what this boils down to.
A literal child is in charge of the most powerful single country in the world.
The fuck is the Norwegian prime minister to do with that load of shit? He's not even on the committee.
Apparently Trump doesn't even know what the fuck the Nobel prize is.
Aside from the horrible implications of this letter. Can we address his writing style? For a man who was educated at the insitutions he attended, he sure doesn't show it. I know we are accustomed to reading his tweets, but Jesus Christ this is embarassing.
It appears he is just dictating letters to heads of state and not even having anyone give it a once over before slapping it on the white house letterhead and sending it.
These are the meandering thoughts of a lunatic.
I'd assume he "graduated" because of his father's donations being tied to his graduation, not due to academic prowess
He has the writing style of a small sociopathic child with a severe head injury.
I'm convinced he only graduated because daddy gave the school a lot of money
He thinks he stopped 8 wars? Which 8 wars?
I assume he dreamt about starting 8 new wars but didn't (or couldn't or forgot) and thus they were 'stopped'.
World War 3 to 10. He was going to start them but got distracted with an underage beauty pageant.
His latest addition to his list of wars "ended" is the two-year conflict between Israel and Hamas.
The other seven were between Israel and Iran, Pakistan and India, Rwanda and the Democratic Republic of Congo, Thailand and Cambodia, Armenia and Azerbaijan, Egypt and Ethiopia, and Serbia and Kosovo.
Most of these were few day long conflicts. Egypt and Ethiopia were not in war, they had decate long disagreement about a damn, and USA helped to mediate it. By my understandment Trump was not even part of the mediation.
Also if these count then he should say he has ended 9 wars because the military situation in Venezuela ended in few hours.
Trump saying he stopped wars is like me saying i saved a childs live today when i decited to not kill them.
He takes credit for any skirmishes that subsided during his presidency even when he had nothing to do with them. And he hallucinates a few too.
Here's an episode of the bbc podcast More or Less on it, though it was 7 at the time
How does this guy even manage to put on his pants in the morning?
After the child rapist in chief is dead (hopefully, soon), does anyone in that shit country expect we take them seriously when they talk to the world after the complete shitshow Mango Hitler is doing?
I mean, this is something I expect from a toddler that has zero negotiation skills but not from the fucking president of a superpower.
If he was the president of a less armed country, the world would be laughing at him openly
As someone (unfortunately) in the US, I fully expect the reputation of the US to be ruined for the rest of my life. I'm lucky to be in a decently progressive (by US standards) state, but I really would rather be anywhere but here in the US. We are fucked.
Yeah I’ve got some bad news for you. For as long as I’ve been alive, at least in Canada, we’ve not had a high opinion of the US. And we like you guys more than most countries.
I've been painfully aware my entire life, not to worry. It's just that there is no repairing it now, not in my lifetime. There may have been a slim chance of getting closer with our allies before a third of the country voted the dumbass in chief into office, but not anymore.
In Canada anyway the US government has been influencing our elections openly in bad faith and also threatening to annex and invade us this year. I don’t see you guys coming back from that one without some massive, major shifts in government and culture.
That's basically what I said in the first place, that I don't see the US coming back from this, at least not during my lifetime.
Well I’m more optimistic. It is NOT too late to do something. It is not too late for the American citizens to show the rest of the world that they do not want World War 3, that they do know right from wrong, and that they aren’t too selfish and cowardly to do something about it.
I won't say it's impossible, but as someone in the country, it's doubtful. We are a country built and operated on corruption and greed. It will take millions of American citizens to rise up, and kick the oligarchs to the curb. I'm afraid my fellow citizens are far too comfortable at the moment to actually take action. Minneapolis has given me a bit of hope, but until it's in every city for weeks at a time, I'm afraid nothing will change.
Well, I hope you guys at least try. Because I can’t fault someone for trying and failing but I absolutely can fault someone for not trying.
If it’s any consolation, Afghan, Iraq, Guantanamo and torture already meant the US was considered a turd world country. The only difference is Americans are now seeing what we’ve known for decades.
Oh, I've known that we were a shithole. But I had a tiny, miniscule amount of hope that we could pull out of it in my lifetime, at least when I was a teenager and young adult. Now, I have no hope. There's no coming back from this, at least not as the USA. Maybe if we balkanize, but that's unlikely to happen because of our oligarchs.
just remember that its only week 3 of 2026 :)
Glancing over the rest of the comments, I don't see somebody explicitly pointing out how we know Trump is full of shit and also dumb as shit in this letter.
First, he campaigned on "America First," so he never felt an obligation to think "purely" of peace. It's just a lie.
Second, he's outright saying that he previously was giving the Nobel Prize committee an insane amount of control over American foreign policy because he wanted to be a Nobel Peace Prize. This is a dumb as shit thing to admit.
Third, is it Russia or China who we're worried about taking over Greenland? Does Trump not understand that these are two different countries? Surely if he is working on some sort of intel, he'd specifically choose one of them to be worried about. I think this demonstrates that there's no real intel about this, and he's simply lying.
Fourth, why isn't he waiting until Russia or China actually do something? If they actually did something militarily in Greenland, then America could swoop in and save the day. And then, he'd also have some actual reasoning behind statements that he could use to justify taking control of Greenland.
Also, NATO has done tons of stuff for the US. Why does America have the largest military budget in the world? It's because America has chosen to maintain military presence all over the world. NATO has always supported American foreign policy.
Everything Trump is saying in this letter reeks of bullshit.
And norwegian government has no say in who gets the Nobel.
why isn’t he waiting until Russia or China actually do something?
The thing is, Russia already has done something. Trump has a mandate from the people to fuck up Russia militarily by arming Ukraine. Why he chooses to not do this, while making statements about Russia taking land, is maddening.
He only sees power. This is him saying that only Russia and China are powerful to him. Everyone else he thinks he can bully. It is insane. If he was a good politician, he could actually have open dialogue with Denmark and work together to develop resource extraction or shipping routes. But Trump has no idea of how to work with people.
Every single 12 year old I know is more emotionally mature than the US president and it isn't even close.
Quick someone tell him no other president in history has ever immolated themselves. We might get lucky.
for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS,
So....9? Is 9 the number you were looking for? Maybe 10? I assume this is based on him starting a war and bumbling it back out of a war between the time this was sent and received.
Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China,
Yeah, if only there was some sort of military force treaty organization that covered the North Atlantic so friends could help friends.
I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding,
Comedic line of the decade
The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland.
lol, sorry, no, this is the comedic line of the decade.
The administration is still in violation of the law releasing the Epstein files.
That's the pettiest shit I've ever read.
Comical levels of stupidity aside, this message worries me. It really sounds like Trump is trying to justify being about to start a war to someone who he thinks is responsible for issuing out Nobel prizes.
Okay but why print his drunken texts? They mean nothing.
It's just embarrassing for everyone involved.
That sounds a lot like a manipulative abusive husband. Oh wait he literally is.
Fucking insanity as he tries to outdo himself in being fucking outrageous EVERY DAMN DAY to the point of not only pissing off everyone, but also giving others something to be entertained about... I can only imagine the laughter coming out of Kremlin.
Norway. The country which once managed to destroy a brand-new enemy battleship with guns and torpedoes never used in decades.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/trump-letter-greenland-nobel-peace-b2903022.html
article in English, with full letter.
?? the Nobel prize is a Swedish prize? And he writes to a Norwegian politician about Greenland, belonging to Denmark? Did I get this right?
The peace prize is awarded by a Norwegian committee, the other prizes are awarded by Swedish committees.
Yes, but that's the only thing that's Norwegian, is it not?
I just don't get why he cries to a Norwegian politician about it. He doesn't have anything to do with it? Neither with the prize, nor with the committee and also not with Greenland.
They have politicians on the committee I guess, not sure the full line up, it should be dissolved and reformed though they are a disgrace.
My theory is that he doesn't know the difference between Denmark and Norway
Is this a real picture, who is that giving him what?
Definitely not a real picture. This is Milli Vanilli, who won a grammy in 1990 for best new group. They were then caught lipsyncing and it turned out their recorded songs were sung by different people too. One of the members passed away in 1998 of an overdose.
If you don't give me a peace prize I'm going to give you a reason to not give me a peace prize
Maybe he should win the first Inverse Peace Prize. We can call it the Hitler Prize.
I'm not sure what the winner will receive though
I haven't clicked on the link yet, but there is no way in hell this is real
Edit: wtf
If Norway's PM claims he received it, I'll believe him 1000x over tramp. Simple as. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/trump-letter-greenland-nobel-peace-b2903022.html
Maybe Stephen Voldemort Miller wrote and autopenned it.
If he can't have peace (which he has never sought), war it is! Transparent all the way. Guy's a piece of shit.
Even if it doesn't get better in a global sense, I'll still feel quite happy that day.
A large part of the power comes from the cult of personality, they don't have someone they can just swap in.
That and he's surrounded himself with people who all think they're gonna be the one who comes out on top when he's gone. They're probably most likely to blow up very publicly and eat each other rather than actually succeed.
Denmark, any NATO members, whoever wants to... Might win a Nobel Peace prize
I'm gonna go against the grain and say no, it would in fact be bad for everyone involved if someone killed Trump. Trump is evil, sure, but he's also stupid and there are plenty of non-stupid evil people who would want to take his place. Or, now that I think about it, it might good for Iran, but it'd definitely be terrible for everyone else.


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