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[–] 46 points 1 year ago

me and my 7 allowed days of PTO a year are gonna tell you to go find a fat cactus to sit on

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  • [–] 207 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Feel free to fuck off and die at any time.

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  • [–] 40 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    That's exactly what the Republicans are saying.

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  • [–] 86 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    This asshole really needs to resign, if this is how he feels about doing his fucking job. If you want to spend time with your family at the beach so badly...by all means, get the fuck out of office and make room for someone who actually gives a shit.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Stroke personality changes are very real. I feel for him in that regard

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Stop shaming stroke victims.
    Fetterman was always like this.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    just gently suggesting both can be true - he was problematic before the stroke, but the stroke could also be playing a role in what by all accounts seems to be a change in behavior and long-held policy positions which started after the stroke. Even Fetterman himself thinks the stroke is what was responsible for this change: https://newrepublic.com/post/182504/john-fetterman-abandon-progressives-bill-maher

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    He wasn't, that's the narrative after the fact. That thing fucking changed him fundamentally.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Didn't vandalize local business and chase after joggers with a shotgun after the stroke.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Ignore the reality all you want. The change is real, pronounced and the people around him are sounding the alarm

    "In May 2024, Fetterman chief of staff Adam Jentleson wrote Walter Reed Hospital director David Williamson a letter expressing concern over Fetterman's mental health and alleged erratic behavior. Jentleson said that Fetterman engaged in "conspiratorial thinking", "megalomania", rambling monologues, reckless driving, and obvious lies, and was avoiding regular checkups with doctors and pushing away people responsible for helping him with his recovery plan."

    Dude was planting community gardens, dedicating his life to children's programs and telling trump to go fuck himself at every turn in calm clear and cohesive speech and now he's erratic, laughing about Palestinian children being systemically killed in genocide and is often performatively the only Democratic senate vote on trump core issues.

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  • [–] 40 points 1 year ago*

    Fetterman just needs to go the fuck away for his sake and the sake of others. It's obvious he isn't all there mentally and fucking hates being there so he should make room for someone who is mentally capable and wants to be there.

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Stuck with this mofo for another four years.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Not sure Dr. Oz would have been any better, though...

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago

    Take a job that doesn’t fuck your schedule then. Nobody wants you there anyway.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    FUCK YOU DO YOUR FUCKING JOB

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  • [–] 50 points 1 year ago (14 children)

    Welcome to taste of our world, Fetterman.

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  • [–] 41 points 1 year ago (13 children)

    You get beach vacations? I don't even get 5 minutes alone to masturbate. Gotta do it on the city bus like everybody else...

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Look at this motherfucker bitching but can afford bus fare.

    I jerk off in the library where it’s free.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    I'm not allowed in libraries, look at this asshole bitching while he can jack off indoors. Try jacking off in the woods, get back to me.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    You have woods? Every inch of my state is private property. I have to sneak into a cornfield to rub one out.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    You have corn fields to sneak off to? Every inch of my state is solid concrete. I have to find an available dumpster.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    You guys get to wank off at all? You're wank billionaires, you ingrates! I never get any time for it with my girlfriend always demanding sex.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)
  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Is it sad that I always need to check the context of what I said everytime I get this reply?

    Of my recent comments, I thought you were replying to my topic I made where the news would interview bartenders about the sounds of womens queefs.

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  • [–] 69 points 1 year ago

    Cry harder you fucking MAGAt in "sheep's clothing"...

    “I’m gonna vote no, there’s no drama, we know the votes are going to go.”

    Yeah, I'll believe that when I see it you brain-addled MAGAt-surrogate fucking traitorous turd. 🤡 🖕 💩 💩

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  • [+] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago

    Aww, does someone have to do his job?

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Just read the section on his mayorship of Braddock. This bud has been problematic for a long time. I don't think he's gone crazy lately, instead people got sold a counterfeit product during his federal election that they didn't look much into.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Yeah some more news did a good segment on him, explaining how he was always pretty crappy: https://youtu.be/28M_zkoAGQM

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    Ya, great watch.

    I think people just didn't look close enough or brushed some of the bad things away because someone had to defeat Dr. Oz.

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  • [–] -1 points 1 year ago

    He ran on the platform the Democratic Party ran on for 2020, which still held appeal regardless of his track record. But honestly after his stroke his spouse really helped carry him across the general. In the end though she isn't the senator.

    But now there's no platform at all so he's just doing whatever he wants, including being a total shitbag. He's a senator for a failed party, after all.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago

    OH NOOOOOOOOO

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  • i stitched these two articles together with gimp because there was another 2 articles between them

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago

    Man. I rather take an empty seat than this fuck. Catch RFK's brain worms to finish the job.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago*

    I don't think I hate a single Republican fascist more than I hate this worthless fuck.

    It would have been better for him and everyone else if that tumor had killed him instead of turning him into a lazy melancholic genocide fetishist.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    A lobster would be a better representative than Fetterman and his MAGA brain damage at this point.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    Poor little brain-damaged baby!

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    If brain damage wasn't bad enough... It turns you into a miserable republican fuck.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Not a whole lot the left and right can agree on these days but I think "Fuck this dude for bitching about missing his beach vacation because he has to do the job he was elected for" is fairly bipartisan.

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    [–] 23 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I can't wait until someone gets this Shrek looking mf out of power.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Someone call the "whaaambulance" for Festerman.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    "thousands"? Bro, you're underselling it.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    I won't wish death on the guy, but I'll put it this way. Fetterman, if you can't miss your precious beach vacation, you can always resign...

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    Eat shit Fetterman! Feel free to retire anytime.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Strokeout again and die this time

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    aww, you poor flagpole.

    quit.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    If lifes and even Democracy itself is at stake, this should not be an issue.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    I'm waiting for Fetterman to be the 50th vote on the BBB

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  • “But look im being discriminated for wearing shorts and hoodies! This is totally not a distraction from my shitbag personality!”

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    This guy has brain worms for sure

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Sinema’s boyfriend and he calls Manchin “daddy.”

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  • [+] -10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    What's with all the hate? Pretty sure this was a parody on Ted Cruz.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    Fetterman had skipped 25 out of 26 hearings or business meetings by the Senate Commerce Committee thus far in 2025 — and only attended his first one after the New York Magazine piece was published

    I think he really is just being a little bitch.

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