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[–] 50 points 1 year ago (14 children)

Welcome to taste of our world, Fetterman.

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  • [–] 41 points 1 year ago (13 children)

    You get beach vacations? I don't even get 5 minutes alone to masturbate. Gotta do it on the city bus like everybody else...

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Look at this motherfucker bitching but can afford bus fare.

    I jerk off in the library where it’s free.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    I'm not allowed in libraries, look at this asshole bitching while he can jack off indoors. Try jacking off in the woods, get back to me.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    You have woods? Every inch of my state is private property. I have to sneak into a cornfield to rub one out.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    You have corn fields to sneak off to? Every inch of my state is solid concrete. I have to find an available dumpster.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    You guys get to wank off at all? You're wank billionaires, you ingrates! I never get any time for it with my girlfriend always demanding sex.

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    Is it sad that I always need to check the context of what I said everytime I get this reply?

    Of my recent comments, I thought you were replying to my topic I made where the news would interview bartenders about the sounds of womens queefs.

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