Bedtime (lemmy.world)
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[–] 99 points 10 months ago (2 children)

1030pm does seem like a healthy bedtime. I could use that kind of encouragement.

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  • [–] 75 points 10 months ago (6 children)

    My cat literally expects us to be awake at a certain time and will keep meowing us until we awake. I noticed if I don’t wake up my cat will make sure I do.

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  • [–] 41 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    My cat used to gently bite my cheek to wake me up because I'm a heavy sleeper

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  • [–] 62 points 10 months ago

    I know I'm on the Cat community, but my dog is running cat software on dog hardware.

    She will not accept going to bed without me brushing her teeth.

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  • [–] 53 points 10 months ago (11 children)

    My horse insists that I play music while we hang out. She knows it comes from my phone and if I take my phone out, she'll fiddle with it with her lips until I turn in music.

    She loves when I sing and I'm so glad I'm usually there alone because I'd be embarrassed if anyone heard me serenading the horses lmao.

    I recently got a lyre and I'm gonna learn how to play it for all the horses

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  • [–] 16 points 10 months ago* (3 children)

    “My horse” ❤️

    Also if anyone heard the things I say to my dogs in private, I would be mortified.

    I’ve started call one of them Mr. Stinky Wiggles and I sing a modified version of the Oscar Meyer song to him.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    I love that! I call my beagle my Regal Beagle and my doodle my Rudle Doodle. (My doodle is a goblin and my beagle is handsome)

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    [–] 43 points 10 months ago

    The kitten has very specific needs and places for affection times. She is not a lap cat. Heaven forbid. But she'll walk into the living room right in front of me and then flop onto her side. This is where I am to get onto my hands and knees above her, roll her onto her back, and rub her head and kiss her belly. She purrs like a train. I love her very silly ass.

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  • [–] 36 points 10 months ago

    My cat also has a very healthy bedtime, but I'm a night owl. So I'll turn the lights off after 10pm, light up small LED candles, let my cat sleep on my lap, and try not moving too much. After sometime I'll have to wake her up, then we go cuddling together under the duvet. She'll get up early without waking me up. The best friend I ever have.

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  • [–] 29 points 10 months ago

    My pup gets upset if I'm not home before dark. My partner works from home and gives me updates on how angry the pup is, as soon as the sun starts to set. This dog sits and stares at the front door, tiny ears quivering as he grumbles.

    Anyways, I obey my curfew. (He's fine if I get home then leave.)

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  • [–] 26 points 10 months ago

    I was just telling a friend about my how cat was so annoyed today I wasn't sitting at my usual desk. He was yelling and standing on it until I sat down. Now he's snoozing in my lap, at the desk, as intended for this time of day.

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  • [–] 26 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    "I have to go home, it's my cat's bedtime" is an excuse I gotta keep in my back pocket. Also, it's probably true, I have one of those cats

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  • [–] 19 points 10 months ago

    We used to have a cat who hid all night in the bedroom when company was over, which she didn't like at all. Around 11 PM, she'd come out and sit opposite the guests and just glare at them. The first time it happened, a good friend looked at her and said "Oh, look! She came out! Oh...and she's definitely telling us to get the fuck out!"

    I was convinced that she believed she was communicating telepathically, just because we could read her expressions and know what she wanted. As far as she was concerned, she was controlling us with her superior advanced brain.

    And I guess she was.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Replace the word with "family".

    Cat is family.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    no, i'll just say cat. if they know my cat (it's the one we have to open the door and guard when he/we poop/s don't get me started) they've probably experienced it at game night or something

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Your cat wants you to stand guard while he poops? I thought my cat was the only one lol but he only wants that when others are at our house. He's not well socialized since we got him during the 2020 Panini

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  • [–] 24 points 10 months ago

    I had a cat who would yell at me if I was up too late with the lights on.

    (turns off lights)

    He curls up and goes to sleep.

    (turn ONE light on)

    "YOW!"

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  • [–] 24 points 10 months ago

    Not cat, but rabbits

    My bunnies know they get fresh hay before I go upstairs to bed. My boy bun will run back and forth between looking at me and looking down the hall to the garage where his hay is. My girl bun will hop on the couch and glare at me with her adorable look of disappointment. They tell me to go to bed so they get food lol

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  • [–] 41 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Our cat kneads my husband's arm when it's bedtime. Right arm, never the left one. It must remain outside the covers and easily accessible, but not moving, until said cat has decided he's done kneading it. This usually takes about ten minutes. No one is allowed to pet the cat while this is happening, or interrupt the kneading in any way.

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  • [–] 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    My dog has worked one over on my parents. She won't eat until she gets a treat from my Dad (the appertif, I like to call it), and then she'll eat her food and go over to my Mom and she won't leave her alone until she gives her more treats for dessert.

    If this routine is disrupted, she makes a big fuss.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    You may want to re-term the treat as an hors d'œuvre or amuse-bouche... Unless your dad is really passing alcohol to your little buddy. Either way, she's being properly spoiled and the courses should expand as her palette develops.

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  • [–] 19 points 10 months ago

    My rabbit would thump angrily if someone was up after 23.

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  • [–] 18 points 10 months ago

    Our cat does this too, closer to 9:00 pm, and when we're finally in the bed, she (cat) climbs on top of me and settles in.

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  • [–] 18 points 10 months ago

    We had a cat that used to like to go for a walk around the corner and back, just so she could show us off to the housebound cats. She knew where they all lived, and she'd get their attention by ringing her bell until they came to window.

    One night we were intensely writing and editing some work stuff, and she started crying for her walk, and we told her we didn't have time tonight.

    So she went outside and brought back in a dead mouse for us. I scooped it up, and took us all out for a walk, dropping the dead mouse in the trash can on the way.

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  • [–] 28 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Mine demands breakfast between 3 and 6am. Then about an hour later she requires that I get up and sit with her, on the floor, next to her cat door. There is a couch near by. But No. We sit on the floor and look out the 5x5 inch cat door window and I pet her until she gets "scratchy bitey" and I go clean my wounds and go back to bed. I'm not that into this routine, but I love her so...

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  • [–] 15 points 10 months ago

    This.... Would not fly in my house lol.

    Granted my cat is plenty annoying an hour before it's time to get up, but I certainly don't encourage this behavior.

    The most I do to appease him is call him to the bed, where even though he can, he won't jump up, I've gotta reach over and put him on the bed.

    Ok maybe I'm trained too..

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    That’s pretty cheap for a cat tbh

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    I mean some people also train their pets instead of letting their pets train them lol

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago

    Cat knows what's up. Getting enough sleep is very important.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago

    my dog won't herd us to bed, she just disappears and curls up in the dark alone on the bed

    it's funny when we're staying at somebody else's place and instead of doing the usual dog thing and wanting to be around everyone (which she did lots of earlier), she just quietly disappears to pass out

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  • [–] 15 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    My cat sleeps whenever he's tired or when I go to sleep. He's a proximity cat, so he'll be snoozing nearby depending on where in the house I am. If I go to bed, he's going to go to bed too.

    He also doesn't wake me up. The auto feeder gets him food, so I can stay asleep without having to worry about him getting fed. Usually when I wake up he'll be in the mini cat tree or under the bed.

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago

    We've got 6 furry companions!

    They are all proximity cats and we love it. They each have their thing when we go to bed. Usually 2-3 sleep with us, it's a treat when we get 4 or 5. And they each have their own specific "spots" they gravitate towards.

    Thankfully I'm a any of a cat behavior nerd and have gotten them to all leave us alone in the morning regarding food, there is one that will annoy me in the morning, but it's because she's wants cuddles, aggressively (She'll straight up chomp me, actually bite me, if I ignore her sometimes)

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago

    This will be fun with daylight savings.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    Like how my boy dog refuses to eat out of a bowl, and he insists on pushing his food around, so we downgraded to a trough. (Pretty sure it's because his whiskers are over-sensitive.)

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  • [–] 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Who would buy a cat because it does this?

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    It’s not that bad. Depending on their natural size, I don’t think they’re overweight until 13-14.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    They could also just have one of the big breeds like a skogkatt or a Maine coon which can easily get a lot heavier than that without being unhealthy at all

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago* (3 children)

    I had a huge cat once that was 18lbs, but he was legit the size of a smol human.

    Edit: Here he is with a small, 7lb cat, for scale

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    Also own a 21lb cat. He is just big. But also a little overweight.

    He's on a diet with automatic feeder, but he has massive food anxiety. (We found him as a starving kitten) So we can only reduce his intake to the point of maintaining weight. If we restrict it too much, he stresses out and overgrooms himself to the point of bleeding 😔

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    My small cat is only 10 pounds. What's so capital tense about 12?

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    maybe I just don't know what pounds are

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    Cats hate any change to the routine. Don't fuck with the system

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    My dog tries. I just yell at him and then he lays down next to me instead. This has been a thing for like 3 years now.

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