Wait until you find out about the tiny bugs peeing pooping and fucking on your face all the time.

There's poop germs on basically everything everywhere all the time. Life's dirty and you have an immune system, don't overthink it.

Oh homie, everyone is covered in pee and poo particles every time they flush a toilet. Also, urine doesn't just magically stop at the undies, it absorbs into pants too.

Humans are animals, and we are constantly exposed to pathogens and waste just like all the other animals. Wash your hands before you eat, and keep your food contact surfaces clean. Beyond that, don't worry too much about all the incidental contamination you run into, it's largely out of your control and knowledge anyway.

Not wearing underwear is unhygienic.

If you smell pee and poo, you’re inhaling pee and poo. Breathing is unhygienic.

Using a butt plug will mitigate the poo particles.

I would be more worried about sweat, I think.

Then again, I don't even fart unless I'm sat on a toilet

Bruh, your underwear makes direct contact with your skin. Whether it’s pants or a layer in between, the result is the same that the barrier carries your pee and poo and it’s in contact with your skin.

As a Brit, this shower thought confused me for a while as in British English pants = underwear.

That aside, I agree. It is pretty ming to go commando

Brother I eat ass idgaf

Who hurt you?

I would focus on removing residual urine and feces than just slapping some cloth over it

Maybe if they don't properly wipe and/or shake after...