ribberts (media.piefed.social)
submitted 10 months ago by to c/memes@lemmy.world
 
facebook post of frogs inside of the tank of a toilet. the post reads: "i need a lifehack to rid these slippory things from my dounstairs shitter. leaving a radio in there has failed to work,, i have sprayed them with salt water and they simply eyeball me back. do not want to cause harm to them, simple want them,, out of my house. their ribberts spook me. thanks for any help."

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[–] 81 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Grab them and put them out of your home.

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  • [–] 74 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

    When

    Tap for spoilerI do that

    they ribbert at me

    Edit: fixed spoiler tag

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  • [–] 27 points 10 months ago* (4 children)

    woaw pls can u spoyler tag >! ribbert < u scarred me

    edit: fix spoyler tag

    edit 2: fix spoyler tag again

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  • [–] 45 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Apology for poor english

    When were you when ribbert dies

    I was sat at home drinking salt water when radio play

    “ribbert is die”

    “No”

    and you??????

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    Ribbert is such a good name for a frog.

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  • [–] 36 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    You need to get a frog in lady-frog drag, blonde wig and red lips, going "You hoo boys, over here" to lure them out a window.

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  • [–] 18 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Give them stew that makes them blind 👍

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    I can think of worse sounds to come from the bathroom...

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago (7 children)

    I've never seen a plastic toilet before. Bizarre.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Wait. Really?! They're quite common here.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago* (3 children)

    Never even imagined the possibility, and I've bought several toilets in my life. Here is Australia?

    I'm in the U. S. Ours are all heavy porcelain.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    New Zealand. But Australia they're common too. To be clear, its just the cistern that's plastic. The bowls are all porcelain.

    They're super cheap here, so you see them in places like community halls, cafés, low end accommodation etc. Cheap to mid range homes will come with them.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    Hello! my baby, Hello! my Honey Hello! my ragtime gal! Send me a kiss by wire Baby, my heart's on fire!

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Ahh, so that's why the Brits call it a bog. Neat.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    I heard they like achovy pizza bra

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    If your toilet water starts turning red, you've got a real problem.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    I like the idea of annoying them to get them out of the house. Like they’ll just grab their briefcase, put on their hat, and walk out the front door.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    I just did that with a mouse that came into our apartment.

    Due to my health I do not sleep well. During the day I would bang on the register (were it moved in) every hour so to keep it it from a good nights sleep and at night too. I played rat and other predator sounds. When I ate I would make yummy sounds and go mmmm. That was a week or 2 ago. Unless it died or moved on as I no longer hear it. Most likely it just moved to another room but nothing for a few days now.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    I'm pretty sure that was a ghost and you made it seem like the apartment was already haunted, so it just moved on.

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