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[–] 50 points 10 months ago (1 child)

…That’s enough Lemmy for today.

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  • [–] 32 points 10 months ago (6 children)

    I'm pretty sure the primary enzymes in saliva are amalyse and lipase. They start to break down starches and fats respective. You'd probably needs something that breaks down protiens to have any effect on your skin.

    Or be mashed into a pulp so the lipase could get to work...

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  • [–] 22 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    FWIW, saliva contains epidermal growth factor, which is actually good for the skin. It's one of the reasons the insides of our mouths heal so quickly.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    except for the amount of bacteria in the mouth.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    For the amount of rinsing and the bacteria from the mouth potentially being stronger than what's in the wound (and more abundant and less likely to cause infection) this seems fine.

    I always hear quotes that dog mouths are cleaner than human, but that's in quantity of bacteria types not quality

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  • [–] 14 points 10 months ago

    I'd drown in my own vomit before that happens.

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago

    Physically, I don't think so; the main enzyme in saliva mainly digests starch, which humans are not made of

    More likely, you'd drown eventually due to not being let out, which would be one of the crazier ways to die I guess, up their with that time when some nobles drowned in fecal matter

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago (7 children)

    People are seriously downvoting a silly but innocent question posted here? 😭

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (6 children)

    Because it's "no stupid questions".

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  • [–] 29 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    I thought this meant, there is no such thing as a stupid question, and you can ask whatever.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Huh, that's possible, thanks.

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  • [–] 16 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Lmao was your previous comment genuine? I assumed it was some top tier sarcasm/wordplay

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago

    That depends. Are you made of cotton candy?

    Your mouth is full of spit 100% of the time and you aren't melting.

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago

    Boy, I love this sidelemmy. Never change.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    It's not stomach acid. Hell, you can sort of use spit as lube, I am sure it's fine.

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago

    Did you really ask this after I posted a just posted a question about Germophobia?

    😭

    This universe gotta be trolling me.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    I think you would drown first. Wait, would you be able to float in spit? Depends on how salty/contaminated with gunk it is. Assuming you don't drown, I don't think you would dissolve in spit, as your skin is pretty tough. If you stick a chicken leg in your mouth for a bit, sure it would get gooey and yucky, but it wouldn't just dissolve. That's what your stomach acid is for. I think saliva softens up the food, but not dissolve it, but I didn't choose Biology, so what do I know.

    There's also a very high likelihood that you get really sick though, who knows what's in that spit? Not to the mention it's probably from hundreds, if not thousands people given that there's enough to fill an entire pool.

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    If it were a pool of e-girl saliva I would willingly drown before the saliva could melt me.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    maybe if it was acid.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago*

    This is a suspiciously specific question 🤔

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    It definitely wouldn't be good for your skin. That being said, your first concern would be becoming exhausted and drowning. If you're eventually let out before you die, it would be a factor in your recovery, though.

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