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[–] 48 points 10 months ago (17 children)

I live in the midwest and collect old cookbooks. Every "salad" section is about half recipes comprised of mixed vegetables and the like, and half recipes that sound like someone took all the desserts in their house and mixed them in a big bowl with some whipped cream and jello.

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  • [–] 39 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (15 children)

    Be glad. I have my grandmother’s cookbooks. She had one, that I only keep for proof, comprised entirely of mayonnaise recipes. I think it was published by Hellmans. It is full of some of the worst atrocities to food I have ever read about.

    I know I don’t really like everything I’m served, but I swear this cookbook is like for a black-site prisoner encampment that gets deliveries twice a year.

    EDIT: found it.

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  • [–] 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    Oh my god that’s amazing. I think you might not know how valuable that is to those of us under the spell of God’s cream.

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  • [–] 19 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Allow me to whet your appetite once more, that you may be fulfilled.

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  • [–] 0 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    I need to know what the closest dish in that image is! (Presuming the furthest back is Pink Cloud Mold, and the middle is the Salmon-Dill Mousse)

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    I was browsing the local thrift store for 70s-90s cookbooks and in several of them there were fruit soups which were just blended fruit cocktail recipes. I'll post a picture after work. My favorite was cantaloupe soup.

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  • [–] 26 points 10 months ago* (3 children)

    Growing up in Oklahoma there were two dishes that confused me as a child.

    Cranberry salad was a bowl of strawberry jello with cranberries and pecans with a layer of cool whip on top.

    There was also always sweet potato casserole which was a tray of thick slices of sweet potato covered in maple syrup, sprinkled with brown sugar, and marshmallows placed on top before baking the entire thing.

    And yes both were served with the savoury food, and yes there was always 10 different pies, ice cream, an assortment of cookies, and homemade caramels for dessert afterwards.

    Looking back, it explains why every single male in the family was overweight.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    Cranberry salad was a bowl of strawberry jello with cranberries and pecans with a layer of cool whip on top.

    The variation of that I've had involved strawberry jello, whole berry cranberry sauce and canned pineapple tidbits with the pineapple juice from the can replacing the water in the jello. No nuts or fake whipped cream, though.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    There was also always sweet potato casserole [..]

    Having had the "pleasure" in the 90s to have my host family mum serve one of those as a special homemade dinner because I mentioned I liked sweet potatoes on a previous visit to the States, I just had a bad flashback... I didn't finish even my first serving and I felt so bad because she had made this for me especially. But... marshmallows! How can people mistake those for something edible???

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago (7 children)

    I've lived my entire life in the South, but growing up we'd occasionally visit extended family in the Midwest for a holiday. Regarding holiday meals, what the fuck is wrong with you people

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    Sorry, next time we'll deep fry it for you.

    jk, I also grew up in the South but currently live in the Midwest.

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  • [–] 16 points 10 months ago (7 children)

    Can confirm. I'll be bringing Marshmallow Salad (a sacred family tradition) to Christmas dinner this year.

    In case you're curious, here's the recipe:

    • 1 big bag of mini marshmallows
    • 1 large can of fruit cocktail
    • 8oz tub of sour cream

    Mix them together in your potluckiest bowl and let it sit overnight.

    And yes, it's delicious.

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  • [–] 14 points 10 months ago* (2 children)

    And yes, it's delicious.

    No it's not. Atrocious. Source: was forced fed this abomination in PA one time.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Have you tried this with full fat, tangy yogurt instead of sour cream? I bet it would be better. Sour cream and fruit just sounds... Awful.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    The sour cream has some sort of interaction with the marshmallows that makes it work with the fruit. Not sure if yogurt would do the same. In any case, this is a midwest recipe, and that means it involves either mayo or sour cream.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I'm from the south. Our stuff always has butter. Every dessert has vanilla flavoring, too.

    I, personally, just dont like sour cream and replace it with tangy, full fat yogurt when baking. Hasn't done me wrong so far.

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (7 children)

    An actual recipe I grew up having in Minnesota and still occasionally make for events.

    Cookie Salad

    Pot-Luck, Salads Difficulty: Easy

    Ingredients:

    • 2 (3.4 ounce) packages instant vanilla pudding mix
    • 2 cups buttermilk
    • 12 oz whipped topping, thawed
    • 2 (11 ounce) cans mandarin oranges, drained
    • 1/2 (11 1/2 ounce) package fudge stripe cookies

    Directions:

    • In a large bowl, mix together the pudding mix and the buttermilk.
    • Fold in the whipped topping.
    • Mix in the mandarin oranges and optional pineapple chunks.
    • Crush cookies and mix in.
    • Chill until ready to serve.
    • Decorate with any remaining cookies.

    Notes: French Vanilla pudding is especially good Some like to add 1 ( 20 ounce) can pineapple chunks, drained as well

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Love how you're using buttermilk instead of sour cream for salad healthiness!!

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    If you really hate yourself, you could swap it out with plain Greek yogurt. It wouldn’t be good, but you could do it.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    I don't think swapping out buttermilk for Greek yogurt on this recipe would change all that much, maybe a bit more firm? I mean if you left out the pudding mix and just used plain Greek yogurt sure.

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  • [+] 10 points 10 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 15 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Gummy bear casserole (healthy version)

    • 1 cup of sugar
    • 2 tubs of cool whip
    • 3 bags gummy bears
    • A can of mandarin oranges in light syrup
    • Brick of low fat philadelphia cream cheese (room temp)
    • teaspoon of vanilla extract

    Directions:

    • Combine the cream cheese and sugar with a mixer until fluffy
    • Add cream cheese mixture, gummy bears, 1 tub of coolwhip, mandarin oranges (drained), and vanilla into a casserole dish, mix until homogenous
    • Top with remaining tub of cool whip
    • Chill in the fridge overnight (optional, you're gonna throw this together an hour before the party)
    • enjoy

    Source: my family is from Iowa

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    I gotta know... What is the unhealthy version? Haha

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago*

    Im from the Midwest and never heard of this dish but i know how "Midwest Healthy" works. So I'm willing to bet in the "unhealthy version" you basically double the sugar and possibly also the cream cheese. Oh and switch to full fat creme cheese.

    Sometimes you do something outrageous like serve it ontop of a banana split and/or add copious amounts of chocolate syrup.

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    I was laughing at all these weird dishes when it occurred to me that the fruit-based ones sound a lot like a dish here in Denmark with fresh fruit and 'råcreme' which is egg yolks and sugar whipped with vanilla, then gently mixed with whipped cream.

    It's delicious.

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  • [–] 15 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    This whole thread is just more evidence for why Americans aren't allowed to make fun of Brits for our food.

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago* (3 children)

    This should make any Brit feel good about American food. May I present to you another holiday treat? The Wisconsin Cannibal Sandwich, which is made from raw hamburger. (link1, link2)

    This is real. I remember it being served at a friends party when I was little... and my mom making sure I didn't eat any.

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago

    I live in the Midwest and it was a couple of different types of fruit salad. Fruit with a bunch of whipped cream.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Two non-vegetable "salads" at every holiday gathering in my childhood in southern Illinois in the '80s were Waldorf Salad and Watergate Salad.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago*

    this one is my gran's. i love frog eye salad

    thing you got to remember is, before like the 70s, good fruit was canned

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago

    In my family it's more like key lime jello mixed with cool whip and mandarin oranges or some shit. And it always slaps

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    I've eaten many a dish with a combination of fruit, marshmallow and some kind of fluff.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    Well, in the Christmas spirit, my family's version of these, courtesy of a century spent in Nebraska.

    Line the bottom of a cake pan with pretzels, mix up mixed berry jello, with or without the true berries inside, and add whipped cream to the top. Let it set in the fridge before serving. Adds a nice bit of sweet and salty, and an appreciable crunch.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    I'm not exactly sure who started it, but my family has a green salad for holiday dinners. it's sorta a mix of lime jello, cream cheese and pineapple tidbits. it's coms togeather in such a way that it looks like spme kind of bathroommat or moldy sponge.

    Tastes great though, would always recommend. I do believe that exploring new things like a traditional dish is worth looking into. so don't let an unusual combination ingredients or a slightly off color look put you off of trying a food made with love in mind.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    My family (kinda not-quite-northern MN) uses key lime, mini marshmallows, wanna say cool whip, and usually mandarin oranges, but that's a hit. And someone always brings a whole slow cooker full of meatballs that have been marinaded in there with grape jelly and possibly chili sauce (just the sauce). Those 2 things are so awesome and the meatballs are easy to cook

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Meatballs in a slowcooker full of bbq sauce is the ultimate in potluck cuisine. I sometimes make that shit just for myself

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    If you've never tried, def give grape jelly+chili sauce a shot! There are a bajillion recipes floating around if you google (recipes, like ratios of grape to chili sauce), but I've made that for myself and the grape somehow makes it pop. It's just good lol

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    Chicken breast in a slow cooker full of salsa works well too. Or get one of those birria bombs (it's like a bath bomb but spices), a pork loin and some Mexican beer (Corona or Modelo is fine, something in that general style), all in the slow cooker, come back half a day later.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    My mom made this but layered it with plain red jello. The lime jello just had pineapple, and the cream cheese was a layer between the red and green jello. I think that's right, its been a long time since I've had some. Definitely layered with red jello, had to set before the next layer.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    Three different colored layers of jello? Gran, that's fantastic! That must have taken hours to make!

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    And it will inexplicably have peas in it as well

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Still better than hash (basically making a casserole of all the leftovers combined)

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    One of my favorite 'salads' is jello, mini marshmallows, cool whip, and canned mandarin oranges. I was told it has fruit, so it counts as a salad. A staple at any church potluck.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    My favorite was a dish made of pudding, jello, and cool whip, with fruit mixed in. I think we called it "creamsicle fluff"

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    In Canada with Irish Canadian friends, my favourite was always ... JELLO SALAD ... basically a bowl of coloured jello with its of fruit in it. The bowl was usually set alongside all the turkey, potatoes, vegetables and stuffing.

    Every other time of the year, it's called a children's dessert ... at Christmas time, it's known as an adult's gourmet salad.

    Never understood it.

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