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[–] 69 points 1 year ago* (8 children)

honorable mention: princess märtha louise of norway is a clairvoyant married to an american conspiracy theorist and serial rapist.

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  • [–] 52 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Well, his Wikipedia article is horrifying

    He asserts that casual sex attracts subterranean spirits that make an impression on the inside of women's vaginas and offers exercises to "clean out" said vaginas; he writes that children get cancer because they want it;

    I hope her first husband kept their daughters away from him

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Yeah sadly she counts as a royal, but the civilian in the picture is her sister in laws son pre marriage into the royal family. So technically not a royal, but might as well be.

    Most people in Norway like the king and the queen, and the crown Prince and the crown princess, and their children (together), they used to like this guy too before he got caught doing all this illegal shit

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  • [–] 53 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Americans: Our system is the best because we don't have royalty, we have a President instead!

    American President: Plating his palace with gold and being completely above the law.

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  • [–] -2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    this post was about europeans, not americans........

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Nobody's saying that our royals are classy, except themselves, their paid weirdos, and, weirdly enough, americans.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    idiot americans worship money and think being royalty means being loaded

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Just for the record: He's not royalty

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  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago (28 children)

    I've literally never heard any human being praise or admire royalty, aside from Diana.

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    Only praise and admiration from very old people, for everyone else he's basically just a goofy mascot that keeps doing weird things.

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  • [–] -4 points 1 year ago* (16 children)

    Argument from Ignorance (Ad Ignorantiam): This fallacy occurs when someone asserts that a proposition is false because they personally haven't heard of it, or it's not commonly known to them.

    “Well, I've never heard of that” ⟶ Implies: “Therefore, it's probably wrong or not credible.”

    It’s an epistemic fallacy, where the absence of knowledge is treated as evidence of absence or insignificance.

    Essentially, your ignorance of the subject matter doesn't mean it doesn't exist, it just means you're ignorant of the subject matter. 🤷 🤣

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (13 children)

    I missed the part where they said anything other than never having heard it themself. They never claimed that nobody says it. Maybe think about that next time you're going to be condescending for no reason.

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  • [+] -9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (12 children)

    Did teachers often hand you your tests face down?

    Europeans: "Our royals are sophisticated and classy" shows trashy person Brave Hitachi: "I've literally never heard any human being praise or admire royalty"

    If you can't gather from context what's being said by these two lines then you should go back to your soaps 💀

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    You seem like one of those people who think every discussion is an argument.

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  • [–] -4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    You're the one using the term "condescending" to describe an opinion you don't like 🤣💀

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    You're the one throwing around accusations of logical fallacy to people not making an argument.

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  • [–] -1 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    This is sadly incorrect.

    Further, I was correct. We notice you didn't address my previous comment :)

    Get well soon :)

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Hey, how do I translate "condescending dickhead" into your language?

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  • [–] -1 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    The definition is right under "ad hominem" :) have a nice day!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    And your username is called an own goal

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  • [–] -1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    sorry to take up so much space in your head, lol.. not to be rude, but I never think about you

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  • [–] 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    the son of the crown princess of norway. she had him before she was married to the crown prince so he's not an official part of the royal family, but he's a major pain in their ass anyway.

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  • [–] [S] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Son of the Norwegian crown prince. You'll be unsuprised to learn that he stands accused of many sexual assaults.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    Thought the gun was a squirt gun connected to the (wine? champagne? w/e) bottle, now that would've been classy

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  • [+] 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
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    Also Trump was super delighted that he could sleep in a Dutch palace. The charm offensive by the Dutch royalties worked on him since he wasn’t as belligerent at the NATO summit as he normally is, so the adults in the room could do the talking.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    What a fucken dork lmfao

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Never heard a European or Brit describe any royalty as classy, other than in sarcastic jabs at their mates (e.g "Who do you think you are, the Queen?" when somebody goes for the second-cheapest instant noodle option, instead of the cheapest).

    Largely, at least in Britain, they're pretty widely considered inbred freeloaders, in my experience. Might be very biased, as I'm of a younger generation, but a lot of the older folk I've spoken to feel similarly (if, mostly, less hostile).

    Most people are completely apathetic at best, I think.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    It looks like he wanted a big chest piece but chickened out after the lining and never went back to get it finished.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    I've only ever heard Americans describe European royalty as classy and sophisticated.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Have you ever been to Europe?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Terrible Trigger Discipline but that looks like it's a BB gun...

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  • [–] -5 points 1 year ago

    Pretty sure my .22s have a larger bore, and I have a shitload.

    Funny story:

    Black dude runs up in the local redneck bar and starts waving a BB pistol around. "You're money and your jewelry!", kinda talk. People were like, whatever dude, that's a BB gun. "I'm fucking serious!" One the guys playing pool walked up behind him and clocked him over the skull with the blunt end of a pool stick. Fin.

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  • [+] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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    prince harry as a nazi back in 2005: https://www.illustre.ch/fp/660/440/1140/855/sites/default/files/media/field_image/2023-01/le_prince_harry_en_costume_nazi.jpg

    (who probably is not son of Charles but an army major Diana cheated with)

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Bro is about to shoot his own coffee mug

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    Did that guy just tattoo his birthday on his chest?

    Yup just checked, he was of course born in 1997.

    Wow what a way to declare to the world what kind of a narcissistic asshole you are.

    Charged with any crime? All the prosecution has to do is make him show that tattoo. No other evidence required.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    He is a narcissistic asshole, but having your birthday tattooed doesn't mean you're guilty of any crime you're accused of.

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  • I hear he has lots of sex.

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  • [+] 3 points 1 year ago (6 children)
  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Chill... Royals aren't what they used to be. They are more like well paid circus clowns than power tripping maniacs now.

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  • [+] -7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Constitutional monarchs are even worse. They're slimy, mincing predators, scavengers sitting on the sidelines.

    Modern royals remember the power their ancestors have, and they yearn for that power back. They play pretend that they're happy being ceremonial monarchs. But really, they're just biding their time. Monarchies are used to thinking in centuries. So they sit there, waiting on the sidelines, waiting for some crisis of democracy, something that causes people to lose faith in the system. Then they'll step in and reclaim real power. They're a bunch of mincing pedophiles just waiting for someone to lose sight of their kid.

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