well that was a wild ride, in the four minute span between me reading that article and looking for more information, I actually believed it and felt really depressed. thankfully it was only four minutes to debunk!

This was literally the first thing I thought of as well, lmao

Incredibly tall trees that snatch you up, and shove you into the beaks bellow their roots...to eat you.

You know, like from horror movies.

Great. Now I've gone mad from eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension. Maybe try spoiler text and an NSFW tag next time?!