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[–] 89 points 11 months ago (19 children)

If only I had the self-confidence of the guy who went to Australia and said "this place is called New South Wales now."

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  • [–] 48 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    I always wanted to be a fly on the wall when they named the colony (later state) of Virginia.

    "We should name this place after Queen Elizabeth."
    "Excellent idea, Elizabethia it is!"
    "No, no. Virginia. 'Cause she's never... you know. Wink wink, nudge nudge."

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  • [–] 24 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Those are both from the same Mitchel and Webb sketch.

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  • [–] 16 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    I sometimes wonder why that isnt just "New Wales". Is there something so distinct about the south of Wales that makes it be seen as something distinct to name something after?

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  • [–] 29 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Yes, Wales is generally divided into North, Mid and South (and Corner, as in Cornwall).

    South Wales generally corresponds with the former Kingdom of Deheubarth. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deheubarth?wprov=sfla1

    Deheubarth was punished for rebelling against Engkand in 1282 by being divided into the three counties of South Wales. Referring to it as South Wales rather than south Wales is a miniature act of rebellion in itself; the Welsh government styles it capitalised to emphasise that historical distinction; the Britsh government uses lower case to erase the distinction.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    Interesting, I wasn't aware that Wales was historically disunited like that, but I suppose that other than the location, having a different language and one of the more interesting flags, I dont know a ton about it. I suppose I just assumed that it was a singular kingdom before being invaded by the English at some point.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (1 child)
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    I knew I wasn't going to have to link this.

    "'Wales'...? Really, sir?"

    "Oh, yes. Don't you think?"

    "What, the vast terra incognito with fauna and flora hitherto undreamt of by sights puts you in mind nothing so much as... Rhyl...?"

    "No, of course not. Not North Wales. That's ridiculous, it's nothing like North Wales."

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  • [–] 51 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (14 children)

    People naming things in Australia:

    • Townsville
    • Western Australia
    • Shark bay
    • Great Sandy Desert
    • Little Sandy Desert
    • Snowy Mountains

    But you also have wildcards:

    • Tasmania (not actually a mental illness)
    • Monkey Mia (There are no monkeys, and nobody named Mia)
    • Lake disappointment (contains no water)
    • Blue mountains (they are mostly green)
    • King Island (we don't recognise its claim to the throne)
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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Didn't you cunts also name a swimming pool after your prime minister who died swimming in the ocean?

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    What's wrong with Shark Bay? I'd name every second bay I find, Shark Bay.

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  • [–] 45 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Reminds me of

    Torpenhow Hill is a hill in Cumbria, England. Its name consists of the Old English ‘Tor’, the Welsh ‘Pen’, and the Danish ‘How’ - all of which translate to modern English as ‘Hill’. Therefore, Torpenhow Hill would translate as hill-hill-hill hill

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  • [–] 40 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    My d&d game tends to work better when I just name things like “The Nightmare Wood” and “The Old Hills”. The simplicity somehow lands harder.

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  • [–] 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Sometimes name it after a person, or some shit that went down there, especially if its not someplace important. Like its not the nightmare town, there's nothing particular about it. So it's susanstown, and attempts to discover local lore would find stories about the ancient founder that have been embellished over the years.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    or invert it.. Nightmare Town is named because the founder had a nightmare the first night after establishing camp there, and nothing else. Susan's Hamlet, though had some real fucked up shit happen, is actively haunted and is the birthplace of the BBEG.

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  • [–] 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Fantasy world names: scadrial, Pallimustus, Vulcan, Tatoine

    Real planet names by locals: Dirt

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  • [–] 26 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I grew up in a village whose name roughly translates to "Bob's place by the stream."

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  • [–] 25 points 11 months ago (7 children)

    According to USPS, there are 32 towns in the US named Franklin. lol

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  • [–] 15 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    There are 88 towns named "Washington".

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago* (3 children)

    USPS says Franklin tops the list at 32, but Washington is popular as well woth 24.

    What's your source?

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Worldatlas.com but I don't know how reputable they are.

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Oh, i see that. Interesting.
    Maybe differences in what's being considered as a town? Who knows.

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago

    USPS has a way of combining smaller towns and suburbs to the largest nearby city. In practice this is very useful. You know your friend is near Nashville, say, and the zip codes do the heavy lifting.

    So I would posit that using USPS as a source in this case is not a great idea.

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  • [–] 25 points 11 months ago* (5 children)

    Istanbul is literally "to the city" or in a way just "the city"

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  • [–] 21 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Fun fact: Celts were originally central European, but the British Isles and Brittany were the only places Celtic culture survived the Romans.

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    that's not fun, that's horrifying

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Some Celts drowned when doggerland became dogger island then dogger bank as the glaciers retreated. The sea flooding all the land must have been a surprise for them, no high land was high enough

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 child)

    That was a few thousand years before Celts were around.

    Edit: It was also pretty slow; it was a couple of hundred miles across and took three thousand years to disappear, so it's on the order of a few miles in a lifetime.

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  • [–] 36 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Reminds of the old story that I heard (unsure if it's true or not) about Torpenhow Hill in the UK.

    Over centuries... various invaders and conquerors had come to that place and asked what it was called... First it was called Tor later on invaders added the word 'Pen' which was their word for Hill... later, more invaders came along and added the suffix 'How' which was their word for Hill.... and finally... it was named in more modern English as Torpenhow Hill.... which literally translates as Hill, Hill, Hill, Hill.

    I don;t know if that's 100% true or not... but it's an amusing little story and given the oddities of the English language... I'd like to think it was.

    Especially given there's a species of bear out there that's name is literally translated as Bear, Bear, Bear.

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago

    From the Wikipedia page:

    A. D. Mills in his Dictionary of English Place-Names interprets the name as "Ridge of the hill with a rocky peak", giving its etymology as Old English torr, Celtic *penn, and Old English hoh, each of which mean 'hill'. Thus, the name Torpenhow Hill could be interpreted as 'hill-hill-hill Hill'.

    I think it's a hill?

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    It’s kind of true. The last hill seems to be a modern invention, and Torpenhow Hill isn’t listed on any maps. There is a village there called Torpenhow, though, and that is Hillhillhill

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  • [–] 16 points 11 months ago

    In my group if the GM can't pronounce the name in one try in a way that makes it clear to us how to spell it the players with rename it something more like "Bonertown" or just "Dave"

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  • [–] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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    Fun fact in hungary there are no two towns with the same name. Or at least thats what everyone seems to say and to be fair i havent found a single pair yet so im pretty sure its true. Quite a neat thing actually, if you tell the name of even a small town to someone, they should be able to find it. And because hungarian has its unique characters and structures its quite likely that its the only place on earth named that.

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  • [–] 12 points 11 months ago

    Naming my main character "Alexander" and every time I visit a city I tell the DM to refer to it as "Alexandria" going forward.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    Yer da sells Avon.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    There is an urban legend that when the Swedish map makers came to Finland the locals would mess with them when asked what a pace was called and that is why so many place names have “vittu” or “perse” etc. in them.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    Also they named Turku just Åbo.

    Åbo.

    Swedish "å" is an entire word meaning;

    a river, a creek, a big stream
    

    "Bo"

    bo n

    **a dwelling** (of an animal), especially a bird's nest
    
        fågelbo
    
            bird’s nest
    
        att bygga bo
    
            to build a nest / to nest ("build nest" – idiomatic phrasing)
    
    (poetic, extended from sense 1) **a home**
    
    sätta bo
    
        settle down
    

    So it's a three letter word basically saying river-dwelling

    I think rather than ask Finns what a place was named they just named them themselves. Perhaps because they were tired of the locals calling everything shit and piss. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Fun fact: copper got its roman name because the main exporter of that good in ye classic times was the island of Cyprus (Kyprus, cuprum)

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    ye classic times

    The letter you're using y to stand in for is available on computers and phones: þ (thorn). It makes the same sound as "th" in "that". The other letter "th" replaced was ð (eth) which makes the sound "th" in "something"

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    There is a Canada heritage minute about the last one

    https://youtu.be/nfKr-D5VDBU

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    One wonders how many inhabited planets in the universe are referred to by the locals as "Dirt."

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Not really true. (the Roman misunderstanding part)

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  • [+] -7 points 11 months ago

    To all the men obsessed with the Roman empire: you are to Republicans what the Greek culture is to Democrats. #generalization #butTrue

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