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[–] 60 points 11 months ago (8 children)

Who the fuck is 11-15??? Only a complete masochist leaves the girls belted in for sleep.

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  • [–] 48 points 11 months ago (4 children)
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  • [–] 25 points 11 months ago

    20 at home, 18 when away.

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  • [–] 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

    My life progression so far.

    • 3 Pre-teens
    • 18 Teens
    • 16 Early Twenties (six pack days)
    • 20 ~24-47 (more like a keg for most of it)
    • 2 in summer 1 in winter From age 47 to today because I moved to Wyoming and sleeping naked gets chilly. Six pack is back, which is nice.
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  • [–] 18 points 11 months ago (1 child)
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    18 doesn't matter if it's hot or cold. Oh and also the fan running on high.

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  • [–] 16 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    18 at home, 20 when with homies

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  • [–] 15 points 11 months ago

    I guess no one wears night gowns anymore.

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  • [–] 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Most women don't sleep in bras. Or as I call them "titty jail".

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Hell my wife takes hers off as soon as she gets home with this weird yoga magic trick thing where she never removes her shirt. I swear it breaks physics.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    Yes I know the trick and can remove a bra without taking my shirt off in about 7 seconds.

    I don't know how we learn this. But it's just something we figure out and perfect at some point.

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  • [–] 14 points 11 months ago

    20, why would I get all dressed up just to go to bed?

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    List is incomplete. It seems to assume a relatively warm climate or expensive use of night-time home heating.

    Thus: Long sleeves. Underwear under long trousers perhaps for sanitary purposes, but possibly for comfort.

    There's probably also a few people who have socks they wear to bed if not also blindfolds or old-timey nightcaps, but I get why those things aren't in this graphic. Lack of long sleeves is more of a head-scratcher.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Solution: more blankets. Where I grew up we had regular frosts all through winter, but I never really went with anything more than 18. 2-3 blankets and a thick duvet does a lot for keeping you warm.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    My blankets are always stolen in the middle of the night by someone who needs to be swaddled and rolled like a burrito. I used to have "emergency blanket" under the bed for after the blankets were stolen, but that didnt always make it back, or itd get taken too.

    Also the (2) 70 lb dogs sneak into bed and dont wake me up until i can no longer move the blanket. And waking the 13 year old dog up to move him is only going to disturb my partner, so its not worth it.

    So like i tell me kids, control what you can control. I now sleep in sweats, and sometimes even with a robe on because thats basically a blanket that cant be stolen

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    More blankets don't help the moment you get out of bed in the morning. The apartment was unheated for much of the winter during my teenage years, so I usually wore two pairs of thick woolen socks and thick woolen PJs (along with a thick duvet and several blankets) so I wouldn't freeze to death the moment I got out of bed. The period between rushing out of bed and into an 8 ply woolen bathrobe was still painful though.

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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    Why are the bras all different? Why are the bottom options for 6-10 different from the others? Why are 8 and 9 basicaly the same? This feels somehow AI generated

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    20 unless it's really cold

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago

    20

    Stop denying yourselves over shame.

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago

    20 is the best. Sleeping naked is the best way to sleep for me. Especially in summer when i don't need to use blanket or any other cover.

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago

    Twenny all night erry night

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago (5 children)
    1. Occasionally 9. I can't imagine sleeping in a bra, that seems dreadfully uncomfortable.
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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    I wouldn't sleep with a bra, either. It's just an unnecessary layer, preventing my skin from breathing properly. The straps would also be just in the way. I'm a cis male, though.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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    Nice try, FBI.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    Missing the difference between 8 and 9?

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    20 unless I am too exhausted to shower before bed, then it's 3.

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    [–] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Jesus - how do you all sleep at night?!?!??

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    18 or 20. Depends how I’m feeling.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    Nice try FBI. You're never getting my feet pics

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    18 Gang, represent! Let the bed-clothes do the bed-clothing.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    Bro, I'm at 20 right now ;)

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    Where's the option for whatever I'm wearing during the day?

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I don't see mine. Nightgown, no undies.

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    My wife does 15

    3 or 18 for me, depending on the day

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    We want a 1 in the streets, but 20 in the sheets.

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