vibrators are WRONG and unnatural the bible said adam and eve not Florence and the machine

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[–] 103 points 11 months ago (12 children)

florence and the machine sounds like a great band name

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  • [–] 75 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Florence and the machine is a great band name. You should look them up 🙂

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  • [–] 76 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    this is my "google en passant", holy hell

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  • [–] 31 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    not joking, just had hyper-conservative parents, so most music from the early to mid 00's is new

    will definitely check it out, thanks

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago*

    Wait, did I just get to witness a today's lucky 10,000 moment?

    Yeah, they're pretty great. My brother saw them live. Personally I think Ceremonials is a better starting point than Lungs. I'd say dip into both and see if either of them grab you.

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  • [–] 52 points 11 months ago (8 children)

    It's not Adam and Eve, it's Eve and the Ten Speed 14" Sly Serpent Girthmaster XL with Harness

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  • [–] 34 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    The only search result for this vibrator name is this post. Congrats on coming up with a completely new arrangements of words

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  • [–] 28 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    Tell that to all the churches playing organs. Are organs biblical? Definitely not.

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  • [–] 23 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    The Bible says Adam and Eve, which is the store to get vibrators at. Checkmate christians

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    I mean, it feels good... It's just not sexual. I think when I sit around at the computer idly going, it's akin to kids who are young, like beginning around 3-6, that you'll see doing similar things. Freud (who had really great observations, really shitty explanations of them) even had an entire stage for it. It's not because they're imagining carnal relations with others or all the emotional attachments of a (sometimes nascent) relationship leading to lust that builds into a desire to violently make with the genital friction.

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  • [–] 20 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Becky has a rage against the machine

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago

    Yea but florence is a great artist smh

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    Vibrators are natural as they exist in our world. Unnatural would be like a ghost or something that is not of this world.

    On top of that the Bible says absolutely nothing about vibrators.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    didn't Egypcians fill gourds with angry bees to wank?

    that's a natural vibe

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    hot take: vibrators are ok, genocide is unnatural and sacrilegious

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    Have you seen that lady perform? Florence has boundless energy, dancing around the stage the whole performance. She probably needs her machine, no normal man is gonna have the stamina to keep up with that!

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    Adann and Eve didn't even eat

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