Omg. Did he say this after getting his participation trophy from FIFA?

NFL becomes NHL, so we need a new name for hockey.

Lycra Rugby

Supposedly, a lot of “real Americans” ditched the NFL the last few years. He might need to go after NASCAR and NHL too.

For a moment I thought he was having a rare moment of clarity, but no, he was having a common moment of corruption

Trump has always been hurt that he couldn't buy a sports team. He tried to buy the Buffalo Bills years ago but it failed.

I love this. But I feel like Handoval might go over better

I knew there'd be something. Bingo bongo.

Well because he snaps his fingers and says it is a hoax. His followers just blindly trust anything he says.

Obama would have been immediately impeached for saying this.

I think he was just giving a soccer peace prize by FIFA, this is just him doing one of his favors back, lol.

😒 NFL football

🤩 NSFW football

😒 NSFL football

Non-foot non-ball football league

So many NSFL events in schools all year, that big annual NSFL event in a bowl watched my millions, all the advertisers sponsoring NSFL stuff, etc.

Or Not Safe For Life

They can just call it American Football like everyone already does.

NAFL or whatever, if you really need an acronym. No one calls the Bundesliga BL.

Grid Iron League Football

Ah yes maximum chaos

Oh yeah think of all the "soccer? I barely knew 'er" jokes we could make

By the end of the year they are gonna adopt the metric system!

(Now which organisation needs to invent a fake medal to get that done?)

Sad but true, Americans will only do the right thing if they get some benefit, if you give them money. Trump is just the embodiment of everything American. That's why some Americans love him, some hate him.

I'm surprised he's not naming it Hitler Nazi Pedoball, for the exact same reason.

Well you see, Americans called the game with goalies "soccer" because that's what the British called it back when we were crown colonies, so when we invented the game with linebackers, we called that "football." then everyone else heard our word and decided to change the game with goalies' name to "football." So as usual, America continues to be correct, and the rest of the world is bound and determined to fuck it up.

I feel like that doesn't resolve the problem that American Football has.

They've gotten too much shit actually renamed though. Denali, Gulf of Mexico, sort of the Department of Defense, Institute of peace.

They aren't gonna get anynone government contolled stuff renamed unless the owner is a real MAGA brown noser. The NFL isn't gonna do shit he wants. The owners have hated him since the 80s.

I've been calling it Handegg for over a decade now. My Handegg-loving friends hate it.