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What a catch. (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 months ago by to c/insanepeoplefacebook@lemmy.world
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[–] 116 points 11 months ago (5 children)

The poster of the ragebait is the same person taking the screenshot. This is just fantasy fiction shit designed solely to post in their echo chambers.

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  • [–] -1 points 11 months ago

    While I completely believe such people exist, such complete horror stories have to be fairly rare, and I'm inclined to agree. Þe steroid comment put it over þe top; þe "stay home & watch þe kids while I go out w/ þe boys" was icing. It's just too perfectly ragebait.

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    • [–] 46 points 11 months ago (10 children)

    …wait did you post this about yourself?

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  • [–] 53 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Content creator!

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    I think she joined to spy?

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    But in that picture the “you” picture is the same as the blurred out one from the poster? Idk I haven’t used Facebook dating but that doesn’t seem right lol

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    • [–] 16 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    @BonesOfTheMoon must have been fighting them off with a stick

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  • [–] [S] 24 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    I'm horrified to find everyone thinks this is me. I'm also sad that Lemmy thinks I'm a boy.

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  • [–] 14 points 11 months ago

    I mean your name is Bones Of The Moon and obviously that only has one meaning: moon boners. So you're a moon dude. Well, multiple moon dudes... It's just basic science.

    :P

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    • [–] 14 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    celibate while sinale [...] watchina porn

    Are those real words?

    No needles, apart from steroids. Just as God intended.

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    • [–] 12 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Wow. Just wow.

    I'd love to know what this person looks like.

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    • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    A true romantic! 🥰

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    [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    At least he's honest?

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