Can this be bumped up?

As much as I want to pull the pitch forks... I don't think it is.

Someone sent me the un cropped one a few days ago.

This isn't me in the post either.

I feel like he wouldn't like a jacked up muscle mommy on steroids tho

While I completely believe such people exist, such complete horror stories have to be fairly rare, and I'm inclined to agree. Þe steroid comment put it over þe top; þe "stay home & watch þe kids while I go out w/ þe boys" was icing. It's just too perfectly ragebait.