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[–] 175 points 11 months ago* (14 children)

I'm really glad you so effectively censored the word b*ttom, I wouldn't want my poor innocent eyes to be exposed to the top-right pixels in the letter o

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  • [–] 17 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    It's engagement bait and you're falling for it

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Please explain to us how the Threadiverse algorithms promote content that receives either more comments or more direction-agnostic voting activity, and how this isn’t just OP being lazy and not selecting an uncensored version of the meme that they found on a site which has either those factors or which does reduce the visibility of posts with taboo words in

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  • [–] [S] -3 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Just once, I would like to post a meme and people see the content not the needless censorship that the original OP used so that it doesn't get flagged by heavy handed AI on other sites.

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Memes are weird, like, you contributed nothing to its creation, yet you’re acting all defensive like it was yours

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  • [–] [S] 0 points 11 months ago*

    I don't see how my comment is defensive, but I get tired of reading the same response even when it's a half decent meme. In this case the censorship is pretty marginal.

    Weird hill for people die on, but at least they're dead I guess.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    Just once, I would like to view a meme and people haven’t censored the content.

    Also I don’t really give a shit about different sites. There is a reason I’m here and not there.

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    [–] 50 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    "Your earthly riches hold no appeal to me."

    "$20,000."

    "Ree-hee-hee-ally?"

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    [–] 48 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    Programmers pre and post 2023

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    wait I'm out of the loop, what happened in 2023? My first full time software engineer job started in January 2023 so I might have missed whatever it was?

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  • [–] 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 61 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Being the CEO of your own company really isn't a guarantee of much, though.

    If he sais something like "CEO of a fortune 500 company", that would be a bit different.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    It's not just any company, it's a law firm 10 years after founding...Yeah, it could be a law firm that's barely scraping by in some village with 3 other law firms, but I highly doubt it. Plus it's a joke. The punchline is that the person is loaded.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    But time doesn't mean growth, necessarily. A whole lot of companies are one man businesses, which don't even plan to grow.

    Hell, basically being an uber driver means you're an entrepreneur with your own company, but slogging around drunks and pizzas all over town for 10 years doesn't really improve the situation.

    The punchline is that the person is loaded, yeah, but it doesn't follow from the premise, and that's kinda my point. It hasn't been set up properly, see?

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    It's all fine and dandy until the top comes back home and finds you lounging on the couch instead of cooking and then you get flogged raw.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    Granted, you may reside at the bottom of my house.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (2 children)

    I'd rather reside in your walls.

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    What messaging app is this? Nice UI

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago

    More like ass-perations

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    What's a hetero housetop? A bum? Seems ironic, no?

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    Should have spelt it asspirations surely

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago

    If there'd been enough of a time delay to check the unemployment numbers on new graduate software engineers this would be perfect

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

    This happened almost verbatim in Doctor Who.

    edit: Also, I'm guessing this isn't actually you, but the color scheme is reminiscent of LCARS.

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