Gotta keep that white enslaver god on top.
I would say that the US is a very weird place, but then I remembered that this
is the flagship of the British Navy First British Sea Lord. She hasn't floated for literally 100 years.
So mostly I guess it's just that militaries are weird.
It’s the year 30,000. God-Emperor George Washington moans to life and leads Earth to war against the rest of the universe.
Calling it now, once Trump finds out this exists, he’ll do something to try and supersede that to put him at the top.
Maybe a 6 star general with the pips arranged like a Star of David.
"Dearest Zombie Martha: Winter at Valley Forge is exceedingly desperate. The harsh wind whistles through the men's exposed rib cages, and our supply of brains is running low."
Holy shit George Washington would hate this policy. He was done being commander in chief! That's why he stepped down after 2 terms! I get it's symbolic, but his whole thing regarding the office was "don't deify me."
this tradition stems for Washington holding a general rank in the British military before rebellion, and the US traditionally never having a rank higher than the one he held in the British military, so when we actually did need those ranks because practicality, they just bumped him up.
“No kings”
He missed the opportunity to leave a standing order to kill any president that ordered illegal orders.
Usual US militarism
Chat, is this real?
if the zombie apocalypse ever happens, there will be a lot of Black people he owned wanting to play football with his decapitated head
A reanimated body couldn't be worse at governing than our current administration.
Do zombies follow rules of engagement and chain of command?
Cripes. Wait until the demented rapist hears that. New EO incoming.
Oh God, we put the enemy in charge of our own military, our brains are doomed
I doubt there’s that much left of him apart from the dentures.
Definitely no cult of personality there™
So in the 41st century, George Washington will be the God-Emperor of Mankind and the Omnissiah.
That sounds just weird as hell
only a necromancer would be able ressurect george washington.
It must be nice to have zombie Washington on your side.
Damn, nice to see a Sandy Petersen post somewhere other than !rts@reddthat.com.
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A Tweet by Sandy Petersen @#SandyofCthulhu
Whenever the US Army has created a new higher rank, George Washington is promoted to it, and if he isn't the first, his promotion is postdated so that he has seniority. So when we instigated the rank of 3 star officers in the Civil War for Grant & Farragut, and the rank of 4 star general in WW1 for Pershing, George got to be that rank too.
This means George Washington is always the highest ranked soldier, senior to every other officer. This means in the zombie apocalypse, he will be in charge.
[A photo of George Washington, edited so he has blood stains around the neck, a partly-healed wound on his forehead with the stains of blood dripping down from it, and unnatural eyes, so he appears as a zombie.]
That means the military is still run by enslaver trash. Still worships enslaver trash. No surprise we live in a fascist hellscape.
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