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oregano bitch (i.redd.it)
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[–] 85 points 11 months ago (25 children)

No, oregano is an herb commonly used in Italian and Greek cuisine. Orgasm is the west-coast US state located between Washington and California.

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  • [–] 71 points 11 months ago (17 children)

    That's Oregon. An orgasm is the stuff inside your body like your heart, liver, kidneys, etc.

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  • [–] 62 points 11 months ago (16 children)

    no no no, those are organs. You're thinking of an instrument similar to a piano but makes sound by forcing air through pipes.

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  • [–] 64 points 11 months ago (15 children)

    That's an organ. An Orgasm is individual form of life, such as a bacterium, protist, fungus, plant, or animal, composed of a single cell or a complex of cells.

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  • [–] 60 points 11 months ago (14 children)

    Hang on, that's an organism. An orgasm is a membrane bound compartment found within cells.

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  • [–] 60 points 11 months ago (13 children)

    No no, that's an organelle. An orgasm is the best or most advantageous, with the greatest amount possible

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  • [–] 49 points 11 months ago (12 children)

    No, that's optimum. An Orgasm is functioning in an orderly way or according to a plan.

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  • [–] 44 points 11 months ago (11 children)

    No, i think that's organized. An orgasm is a species of New World marsupials that plays dead in case of danger.

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  • [–] 43 points 11 months ago (10 children)

    No, that's an opossum. An orgasm is a formal speech given at a formal occasion.

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  • [–] 39 points 11 months ago* (9 children)

    You're thinking of an oration. An orgasm is a mythical ancient metal described as a golden-yellow alloy that somewhat resembled brass.

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  • [–] 32 points 11 months ago (8 children)

    Nah, you’re thinking of orichalcum, an orgasm is the philosophical position that states that the universe and its various parts ought to be considered alive and naturally ordered

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  • [–] 29 points 11 months ago (7 children)

    I’m sorry, but that’s organicism. Orgasm is a function describing the location and wave-like behavior of an electron in an atom.

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  • [–] 22 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    Ah, close but that's actually Oscillation. Orgasm is when you juxtapose two concepts with opposite meanings in one word or phrase, often for humor..

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Oh, but that's an oxymoron! You're thinking of a chemical process where a substance loses electrons.

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    No, you're thinking of oxidation
    Orgasm is a citrus fruit, which is the hybrid of the Pomelo and the Mandarin, and has a colour of the same name.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    no you are thinking of oranges.

    an orgasm is someone who dedicates their life to the study of booby. brown booby, peruvian booby, and even abbott's booby.

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  • [–] 38 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    No you're thinking about Oregon. Orgasim is the process where water can pass through a membrane if there is a pressure difference.

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  • [–] 37 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    No no, that's osmosis. Orgasm is is a form of Western theatre in which music is a fundamental component and dramatic roles are taken by singers.

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  • [–] 27 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    You're thinking of opera. Orgasm is the involuntary twitching of a muscle

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    No, you're thinking of a spasm. An orgasm is another name for any living thing that acts as an individual.

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    No, you're thinking of organism.
    An orgasm is a group of people who work together in an organized way for a shared purpose, from which the .org domain derives it's name.

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    • [–] 33 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Im going to make you origami so hard!

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    • [–] 15 points 11 months ago

    None of those guys have had an orchestral thought in their life.

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    [–] 12 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    How can I upvote all of these comments in a one click?

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    • [–] 12 points 11 months ago

    No Oregano is when you cum like a volcano.

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    [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    She wants you to link the source.

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    [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    It's Crane time.

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