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oregano bitch (i.redd.it)
submitted 11 months ago by to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 43 points 11 months ago (10 children)

No, that's an opossum. An orgasm is a formal speech given at a formal occasion.

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  • [–] 39 points 11 months ago* (9 children)

    You're thinking of an oration. An orgasm is a mythical ancient metal described as a golden-yellow alloy that somewhat resembled brass.

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  • [–] 32 points 11 months ago (8 children)

    Nah, you’re thinking of orichalcum, an orgasm is the philosophical position that states that the universe and its various parts ought to be considered alive and naturally ordered

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  • [–] 29 points 11 months ago (7 children)

    I’m sorry, but that’s organicism. Orgasm is a function describing the location and wave-like behavior of an electron in an atom.

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  • [–] 22 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    Ah, close but that's actually Oscillation. Orgasm is when you juxtapose two concepts with opposite meanings in one word or phrase, often for humor..

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Oh, but that's an oxymoron! You're thinking of a chemical process where a substance loses electrons.

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    No, you're thinking of oxidation
    Orgasm is a citrus fruit, which is the hybrid of the Pomelo and the Mandarin, and has a colour of the same name.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    no you are thinking of oranges.

    an orgasm is someone who dedicates their life to the study of booby. brown booby, peruvian booby, and even abbott's booby.

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