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[–] wolfrasin@lemmy.today 13 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Oh, but that's an oxymoron! You're thinking of a chemical process where a substance loses electrons.

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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

No, you're thinking of oxidation
Orgasm is a citrus fruit, which is the hybrid of the Pomelo and the Mandarin, and has a colour of the same name.

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[–] ferrule@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

no you are thinking of oranges.

an orgasm is someone who dedicates their life to the study of booby. brown booby, peruvian booby, and even abbott's booby.

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[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

No, that's an ornithologist.

An orgasm is the term used to refer to relative positions in a set.

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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

No no, that's an ornithologist. An orgasm is when a crowd of people applaud vigorously.

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