That’s not even a nice way to get salmonella poisoning.

Fucking disgusting.

Officer, arrest these horrible people. I didn't know food crimes against humanity could even be a thing. I need to sit down...

This justifies the food crime death penalty

!foodcrimes@midwest.social

Right to jail

Surely it could be stuffed into the cavity of yet another larger and equally bizarre choice of thing.

Every day, we stray further from God.

any food that could benefit from the Maillard Reaction should at least attempt for it

stop right there criminal scum!

That's disgusting.

I'm not vegan, but sometimes I give a small thought towards the chicken that I eat. It lived a life. Maybe it had a personality. I don't know. Some chicken had it's end of life to end up on my plate.

However, that chicken in the aspic in a melon really did not get a justified legacy.

You all are asking me why. Here is why:

Needs more vodka

How does it taste? I'd try it.

Is this british food?

What's for dinner tonight mom?

Unborn chicken.

Almost as good as the Allegra chicken.

I mean, assuming we checked internal temp on the chicken, id definitely try it. Don't get wrong, wouldnt expect much but it could be bangers.

That being said, i hope the chicken was seasoned with plans for watermelon, not just standard chicken seasoning.

Yeah, there is a reason I didn't know the word "aspic". What an abomination.

How vegans see all omnivore food

Cursed.

There's another comm for this I think.

What was the result expected to be?

Rip melon!

Blessed be

Add a Kool-Aid

Please unalive yourself in Minecraft

Is this AI?