America, I'm sorry. I think it's best if we don't see each other anymore. It's you, not me.

Quit calling, you're just embarrassing yourself.

21% of Americans are also functionally illiterate.

I am an American. I like Canada. Been there many times as a youth and it has a fond place in my memory. Looking forward to taking my kids one day.

That said, I applaud Canadians’ tenacity and commitment in flipping off America on all the bullshit wherever possible.

Keep them elbows up, northern friends. It’s obviously having an impact if the papers have to run stories like this.

Unfortunately, the feeling isn't mutual you hosers.

It's too late. You're going to see less of the goose for a long time.

Well, we don't like them.

Talk to us when your dear leader and his thug minions are no longer relevant and maybe we'll see if we can repair this relationship.

Kay.

Stickers and nice words won't win us back. But perhaps some more S O C I A L I S M could?

No.

If the Americans have a positive view of Carney then he’s doing something wrong.