"I'm going to need someone to go over the vibe code. Looks like the vibe drones are unable to capture controller input, and thus unable to engage in vibe strikes."

Israel asked him to do it

The Intel probably came in the form of a new deposit clearing in Trump’s bank account

They were based on Trump being pissed that his little birthday parade was humiliating.

What a year, first we got vibe coding and now vibe bombing... I wonder what's next

But women are "too emotional" to be president. Fucking hell, just choke on hamberder already.

It’s interesting to note that Biden didn’t bomb Iran.

Vranyo.

You know I’m lying, and I know that you know, and you know that I know that you know, but I go ahead with a straight face, and you nod seriously and take notes.

The bald faced lies are like the final insult. Even during the lead up to Iraq they made a show of trying to fake intelligence enough to suit their goals. Now it's just, fuck it we ball, and say whatever, who cares, and who cares if they know we're lying, they can't do anything about it.

You thought vibe coding was bad? Welcome to the age of vibe bombing...

There is no intelligence in the whole administration, we know.

"There is no intel" describes the entire regime

Vibe waring.

Why not use the full word? "There is no intelligence" is much more apt.

vibe coding and now vibe warmongering

Vibe Warfare. Where Skynet doesn't have control of the military, but everyone does what it says anyway.

Really nice knowing that Nuke country #1 is governed by absolute senile murderous freaks for over at least 10 years now

Maybe the CIA can initiate another coup…ffs.

They weren't based on vibes, they were based on orders. Trump's foreign handlers told him what to do and he did it.

Who does he think he is? A Bush family member? /jk

FTFY: the president’s decision to strike was not driven by any new U.S. intelligence on Iran.

Ship Trump to Iran and let them do what they will

the president’s decision to strike was not driven by any new U.S. intelligence on Iran.

FTFY.

Wasn't the picture of 1970s Iranian women (dressed like US 1970s women) just floating around a couple months along with the attached comment stating "pictures of places before Muslim rule floating around means the US is about to bomb them" or does that just happen every year

I’ll bet the decision had something to do with trump’s massive ego.

His whole life is based on his gut feeling and mood

I mean, if Israel has nukes, and Iran has nukes, that should lead to peace, right? But peace isn't what Israel is after. This isn't about peace. It's about eliminating all that think and look different.

There's certainly no intelligence to be found anywhere in the Trump administration.

o ok that makes it ok then nvm my furious outrage. gj buddy.

Iran's theocratic regime aside (which the US is largely responsible for creating), why exactly are the US (and a handful of other countries) somehow more worthy of having nukes than others?

It's some bullshit if you ask me.

The question of "do we really want X country having nukes?" seems to come off as: "it's okay for country Y (the US) to have nukes".

I for one, am not a fan of anyone having nukes, but if we're not planning on getting that number to zero, not sure how it's justified to say a certain country doesn't deserve them, other than maybe North Korea who are completely unhinged, but how can we draw the line? The USA is literally just committing acts of war because they've unilaterally decided that Iran has nukes, without evidence, and that means they're justified in doing pre-emptive strikes.

I don't think any country is ever justified in pre-emptively striking another without extremely strong evidence.

I'm thoroughly unconvinced that any war the US has fought other than World War II has been justified.