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[–] 27 points 1 year ago (13 children)

This is me, except replace the second photo with Robin Williams in Jumanji after he comes out of the game.

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  • [–] [S] 38 points 1 year ago (5 children)
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  • [–] [S] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I'm not gonna lie... I was tempted to replace Obi-Wan with Riker

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    You could achieve the one in the left with some grooming then, yea?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Nah, the hairs don't cooperate. If I cut away all the curly strands that stick out, I have no beard.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    You can work with that. I got a shitty lower heavy beard that doesn't connect my mustache correctly.

    On the sides of my lips it just won't grow. You can hopefully trim yours down to get dapper.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    I couldn't grow a beard until my mid thirties. Don't be discouraged if you're younger and don't have full growth yet.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    I have pretty much exactly McGregor's beard in this pic. I never realized it could be the object of beardly ambitions, and I never seriously considered the distress of a man who isn't able to have the beard he wants. Thanks for the new point of view...

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    I'm in my mid forties, I have the beard growing ability of a 13 year old girl. I would fucking love to be able to grow a thick, bushy beard. But alas.

    Guess my massive wang makes up for it.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    If it helps, I can't stop growing a thick bushy beard, but it gets itchy, and the individual hairs are so coarse it's like steel wool. Rasps the skin off my lips if I'm a day late in trimming.

    And now in my early 40s it's growing out my nose and ears too (and I can see the first signs of those crazy eyebrow beards old men get). Sometimes a loose nose hair gets up between by nose and my throat, and it's like flossing your sinuses with a cheese wire.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I got the best of both worlds. Incredibly thick hair, but just sparse, with cheeks largely uncovered and full beard at neck. I use real razor blades, because they're the onyl thing that cuts without nicking me, but they still tug like shit because they're so thick.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Everyone on my dad’s side has nice thick full heads of hair. My grandfather on my mom’s side was bald. Guess how I ended up….

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    I don't know the genetics of beards, but that's how the genetics of the penis goes. Your mom's side of the family determines the shape and length because the X chromosome encodes it, and the Y only activates it. Nature has a sense of humor, doesn't it.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    On the flip side, now it's easier to be a twink :3

    (either way is valid!)

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Beards? My hair starts at the top of my head and ends at my toe knuckles. My beard hair goes up to my cheek bones, down to the underside of my jaw and entirely down my neck to connect to my chest hair. I have to regularly shave my neck, shape and trim my beard.

    I mean, I like my facial hair just fine, I just wish I didn't have random solid white patches where my body decided to quit due to stress on me.

    I'd really rather shoot myself than deal with grooming my face in general but I'd rather limit the parts I have to shave if I must.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    My beard is even fuller than the one on the left. No bald patches around the soul patch and no thinning on the cheeks or sideburns. You better believe I've rocked that shit every day since I was 20. It's one of the few things I don't take for granted.

    When I initially grew it, I was a supervisor at a supermarket. After the beard, it was shocking how often people would accept my verdict on returns and such compared to before.

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  • Sorry but using Pedro Pascal as the "bad facial hair" example?? Are you nuts???

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Men with any amount of facial hair is sexy.

    I like men. I like hair.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (12 children)

    Actually you can use minoxidil on the face and get more beard hair, beards aren't effected by amgrogenic alopecia so it stays when you stop applying minoxidil

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE

    Now I've just gotta find where I can fucking get it and how much it is.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Is there something that does the reverse? I'm not personally a fan of the look and feel of facial hair (for myself that is), and I find it annoying having to shave all the time only for the hair to come right back before too long.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Huh.

    Well of course I know that beard on the left!

    It's on me!


    Same length and growth pattern, was actually going to trim it a bit this weekend, but uh, despite my head hair being basically the same as Ewan's (color, waviness), my main jaw line and sideburns are jet black like Pedro, as are my eyebrows... but my moustache is about the same color as Ewan's.

    ... So clearly what that means is I as attractive as both of them combined =p hahaha! /s

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I don't have a connector in the middle.

    It just gets whispy and scraggly. It does not grow in.

    Soft boi lyf. 🫡

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    I have been rocking Obi-wan beard for the past 20 years, my wife probably wouldn't recognise me without it. Mine is just darker brown.

    Yes, it's great. I just got to occasionally trim it but I can go for months without touching it and it just.. Works. Till the moustache gets too much in my mouth.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (1 child)