Shut up baby, I know it.

Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder!

Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

You know, I was God once.

Also, "They must learn our peaceful ways, through force!"

LETS GO ALREADYYYYY!

Guess what you're all accomplices too?!

You should say something else.

Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care
Jimmy cracked corn, I still don't care
Bender cracked corn, and he is great
Take that you stupid corn

"I don't want anybody thinking we're robosexuals. So if anyone asks, you're my debugger."

Bite my shiny metal ass!

I am Bender, please insert girder.

Afterlife? If I had to go through another life, I would kill myself

You want me to do 2 things?

The whole world must learn of our peaceful ways...by force!

Antiquing? boom (second to the obvious catchphrase)

Goodbye losers whom i've always hated!

Do it again, and this time don't embarass yourselves is a close second though. We say that about kittens that are too cute all the time.

Your best is an idiot!

Bite my shiny metal ass!

Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

Hedonism-bot: "To overthrow humanity, we'd need a damned army!"

Bender: "Then a damned army we shall have!"

*cut to Robot Hell*

Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

Don't worry, Leela. Soon we'll be able to look back on this and laugh... Hahahahaha!

Stop eating popplers! Stop eating them with honey mustard sauce!

So then I said "See you at the fight..."

Learning is fun.

Hey, I should be mad at you.

I'm 40% ______.

These balls are making me testy!

I use this phrase at work "I can guarantee anything you want"

A baby what?

He was fun!

KISS MY SHINY METAL ASS

Well, I'm tired of this room and everyone in it.

Dooooooooooooomed

🎶 I love stealing, I love taking things 🎶

Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourself

Watching hurricane Melissa coverage. Every time they said Jamaica, I would repeat Jamaica! My wife was not impressed.

Hey, I got a busted ass here! I don't see anyone kissing IT!